Coffee?

[tastes_of_honey]

Up for a bit of Nexus coffee, Kitten Tits?

Comments

[al_notfullmetal]

As long as it doesn't actually turn me into a cat, sure!

[tastes_of_honey]

But you like cats.

[al_notfullmetal]

They're wonderful, but if I was a cat I couldn't pet cats anymore.

[tastes_of_honey]

Not in the same way, but....

Don't worry. It won't cat-ify you.

[al_notfullmetal]

I'm relieved! Okay-- I wasn't really that concerned. I think you're looking out for my well being. *In that kind of weird Schu way, at least*

[tastes_of_honey]

I like you better as a person than a cat. Really! ::Schu looks out for his own!:: So, step out with me for a non-cat-ifying coffee?

[al_notfullmetal]

You could keep me in your pocket! But I wouldn't be as good for conversation.

As long as I can put lots of sugar in it. *likes sweet things! give him an unsweetened cup and watch him gag*

[tastes_of_honey]

Being able to keep you in my pocket is a personal dream of mine! But I would miss the conversation.

I'm going to argue with someone using sugar properly? No way. ::And now they're walking!::

[al_notfullmetal]

I don't suppose you can read cat minds. *assume he cannot! surely Al would know if he could*

*swinging his arms back and forth, this boy is truly chronically cheerful* I should have guessed you'd be all for the sugar.

[tastes_of_honey]

Actually, yeah I can. Their thoughts aren't the same as human ones, but I can make them out. ::Schu has depths Al can't even imagine!::

Of course! Sugar is one of the finer things in life. ::There are very few cheerful people in Schu's life who aren't also nuts, so he appreciates the cheerful.::

[al_notfullmetal]

What! What? What!? *shocked! shocked, pauses for a minute to blink at him, then starts walking again, is really wondering how his head hasn't exploded yet*

[tastes_of_honey]

I prefer their thinking to dogs'. Dogs are just so overeager, even fawning. Trust me, there are some animals where you just don't want to know what they're thinking.

[al_notfullmetal]

Cats are more fun! They've got lots of attitude.

*slides his hands into his pockets, thoughtful, wondering what it must be like, squinting one eye with annoyance at the knowledge Schu can heeeearrrr thisssss*

[tastes_of_honey]

Definitely. I relate to their whole attitude much better. Appreciative of good places to stretch out, sensual, self-interested....

At least with animals I know what's coming into my head is foreign. Some people's thoughts can pass as mine.

[al_notfullmetal]

Sassy and self-assured!

You really make telepathy sound crappier and crappier every time I talk to you, you know. *not that he couldn't do the same about alchemy, to be honest...*

[tastes_of_honey]

Definitely!

It can be tough. You need strength and training to get through it. But having lived with it for the majority of my life, I wouldn't want to lose it. A few years ago I was briefly put on some telepathy-muting drugs, and I nearly went nuts. People didn't seem real, my language skills suffered, and it was so horribly silent.