Celebrate!

[tastes_of_honey]

Happy birthday, Kitten Tits!

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[al_notfullmetal]

*throws confetti*

[tastes_of_honey]

Hey, Zaubermaus. It's been a while. What have you been up to?

[al_notfullmetal]

You know, this and that, zaubin', mausin'. How goes it in the crazy world of Schuldig?

[tastes_of_honey]

Brad's being pretty good to me, while Farfarello is a problem. So... half the same as it ever was? I haven't had anything major happen to me for a while, and I'm not sure whether I should be thankful or not. You know I can get bored sometimes, and that's never a good thing.

[al_notfullmetal]

I thought you usually caused all your own drama! Go set a building full of nuns on fire or something.

Except don't, actually, because then I'll feel bad for encouraging you.

[tastes_of_honey]

Believe it or not, about 50% to 75% of my drama is caused by other people. It's true!

Oh, baby, you're wasted doing whatever it is you're doing now. Come away and become a pyromaniac with me!

[al_notfullmetal]

Okay, I might believe about half of it, because that means you cause the other half.

Now now, you know I can't be seen burning down buildings. It's ruin my reputation as a good-doer.

[tastes_of_honey]

I don't lie about everything. Just the boring stuff.

Maybe you were burning down the building for somebody's good. It can happen. You just need to put the right spin on it.

[al_notfullmetal]

I believe that. Maybe!

How is that for anyone's good? Insurance money? There were Nazis inside?

[tastes_of_honey]

Maybe it was a firetrap or dangerously decrepit, just waiting to claim someone's life! Also, "Nazis" are a great excuse for lots of things.

[al_notfullmetal]

Wouldn't you know!

[tastes_of_honey]

Lies! Stereotypes! ::overdone sniffle:: How do people get such horrible ideas about me?

[al_notfullmetal]

Are you saying I'm horrible? *outdoes sniffle*

[tastes_of_honey]

::smirk:: If that sniffle gets any deeper your brains might come out with it. Ach, it's good to see you behaving like a chip off the ol' Schu-Schu.

[al_notfullmetal]

*snorts* Little brothers have to know how to get their way sometimes, it's a talent all the useful ones have.

[tastes_of_honey]

I've never had any or been one myself, but it's something I've observed. It's important to make sure you're taken care of and to keep family on its toes. I do that for Schwarz.