OOC: Alternate Sex Lives

[tastes_of_honey]

((Taken from dr_y_a_n_a: If you want to have your pup have some sort of sexual relations with mine, comment here! I'll write a little something that does just that!))

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[dickgrayson]

((Oh, knock yourself out.))

[tastes_of_honey]

((Nightwing is so with-Bruce that I'm kind of "..." on how this would work. And I'm thinking hard!))

[dickgrayson]

((Could be a different Nightwing? Could be before Bruce? Could be under the influence of a lot of psychotropics? Could be a polyjuice potion and a lock of Bruce's hair?))

[tastes_of_honey]

((Sex pollen! Nuuuuuuu....

Thanks. Your openmindedess makes me happy. *g* But I'm not openminded enough for the polyjuice, and he wants your Dick. *cough* Maybe BB [Before Bruce].))

[dickgrayson]

((Insert joke about Schu not normally being all that picky about dick here.))

[tastes_of_honey]

((Now, now. There actually are some people he refuses to have sex with. Most common reason: "Listening to their brains offends and annoys me. I'm not gonna worsen it with intimate skin contact."))

[dickgrayson]

((Hahahahah yeah, before-Bruce (well before-Jonathan) Dick would probably sit better with Schu, in that case.))

[dickgrayson]

((You know, there's a sudden realization in my head- Schu MIGHT actually get his hands on the other Dick/Nightwing that's been split off by that LOL.))

[tastes_of_honey]

((Nightwing is a little too dead for Schu, Dick is now a fluffy baby duckling, and Schu isn't sexually enthused about either of them. Whoever else is in there? Wah.))

[dickgrayson]

((The dividing line between them isn't One Personality / Another Personality. I went with something a little more coherent than that. :D))

[tastes_of_honey]

((We have no idea who you are anymore! ::sob::

I do know that Nightwing does nothing for Schu, wherever the dividing line is. We weren't kidding about chemistry. There are some pups I thought he'd get along well with but there was no spark.))

[dickgrayson]

((Both of them are capable of being Dick. Both of them contain Schu's extremely successful positive reinforcement. The dividing line isn't Dick versus Nightwing, it's something else entirely.))

[tastes_of_honey]

((...which is? *g* You have to understand that not knowing things makes Schu crazy. He would have gotten over Farf easier if Farf hadn't been so super mysterioso over what the hell was going on.

Glad the reinforcement worked though.))

[dickgrayson]

((Better if Schu knows, even OOC? :P What it is, honestly, is not something Schu would notice- the cleave line is something other than Dick-vs-Nightwing. Dick and Nightwing are both part of both halves that got rendered by that LOL.))