ITS SARAHS BIRTHDAY :D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH.
Today, April 17th 2004, Sarah Megan Smith turned 15 years old at exactly some time that shall remain undisclosed until further notice due to technical difficulties. Bahahaha.
Wait!! It is no longer Sarah's birthday! It is now april 18th. Meaning that Sarah has been 15 for one whole friggin day. Man.. shes getting old. Sarah, you old geaser you. Even though i was 15 first :D. Which makes me an old geaser too :S. Oh well.. we can race our old people motorized wheelchair cart things around town and hit people. And pull out our fake teeth and throw them at people. Bahaha. And hide weed in our toupés. :D And when annoying people talk to us we can pretend we cant hear them. And we can pretend we have amnesia and we can pretend we dont know people muahaha. AND.. We can get people to feed us mcdonalds and harvey's whenever we want. And when people tell us not to smoke we can be like fuck you im gonna die soon anyways. AND we can pretend we're crazy and we live in a mental home. Muahahaha. Mmm.. mental home :)
That is all.