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''I've yet to meet a woman who didn't look better with my bollocks resting on her chin.''
Guy Secretan - Green Wing
Today was interesting.
oops, i lied, no it wasn't.
Left school 6th period so i could go to a dress fitting for my bridesmaids dress. hmmm.
we had to go all the way to helensburgh, only for the whole thing to take about 5 minutes maximum. When we went in my cousin was already in her dress. she's such a pretty bride. then me and katriona, the other bridesmaid, had to try on our dresses. it turned out that the last fitting we went for was just for a rough estimate, and that the dresses werent made to measure, they were just regular sizes. but that was ok, coz mine was a size 12 and actually fitted perfectly, no alterations needed. so it was kind of a waste of time, but at least i got to see that the dress colours have been changed a wee bit so its a bit darker and not as gay.
also, the woman in the shop told me off for not puting on the dress properly, but i'll be damned if i was stripping off while a group of 5 shop assistants were watching. i usually expect cash up front for that kind of thing.
and im the only one out of the group who isnt getting chicken fillets sewn into my dress. i get the feeling that theres gonna be a slight imbalance chest wise, but what the hell, its not like i have to wear the dress all day in front of hundreds of people....oh, shit.
Mr Higgins gave me my report back today and expects all the corrections to be done by first thing tomorrow. yeah, sure i have 8 graphs to do and an error calculation which i have no idea how to do. funfun.
X
coin operated boy
sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boy
made of plastic and elastic
he is rugged and long-lasting
who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore
many shapes and weights to choose from
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again
wrap my arms around him and pretend....
coin operated boy
all the other real ones that i destroy
cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll
never let him go and i'll never be alone
not with my coin operated boy......
this bridge was written to make you feel smittener
with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
can you extract me from my plastic fantasy
i didnt think so but im still convinceable
will you persist even after i bet you
a billion dollars that i'll never love you
will you persist even after i kiss you
goodbye for the last time
will you keep on trying to prove it?
i'm dying to lose it...
i want it
i want you
i want a coin operated boy.
and if i had a star to wish on
for my life i cant imagine
any flesh and blood could be his match
i can even take him in the bath
coin operated boy
he may not be real experienced with girls
but i know he feels like a boy should feel
isnt that the point that is why i want a
coin operated boy
with his pretty coin operated voice
saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me
straight and to the point
that is why i want
a coin operated boy.
Guy Secretan - Green Wing
Today was interesting.
oops, i lied, no it wasn't.
Left school 6th period so i could go to a dress fitting for my bridesmaids dress. hmmm.
we had to go all the way to helensburgh, only for the whole thing to take about 5 minutes maximum. When we went in my cousin was already in her dress. she's such a pretty bride. then me and katriona, the other bridesmaid, had to try on our dresses. it turned out that the last fitting we went for was just for a rough estimate, and that the dresses werent made to measure, they were just regular sizes. but that was ok, coz mine was a size 12 and actually fitted perfectly, no alterations needed. so it was kind of a waste of time, but at least i got to see that the dress colours have been changed a wee bit so its a bit darker and not as gay.
also, the woman in the shop told me off for not puting on the dress properly, but i'll be damned if i was stripping off while a group of 5 shop assistants were watching. i usually expect cash up front for that kind of thing.
and im the only one out of the group who isnt getting chicken fillets sewn into my dress. i get the feeling that theres gonna be a slight imbalance chest wise, but what the hell, its not like i have to wear the dress all day in front of hundreds of people....oh, shit.
Mr Higgins gave me my report back today and expects all the corrections to be done by first thing tomorrow. yeah, sure i have 8 graphs to do and an error calculation which i have no idea how to do. funfun.
X
coin operated boy
sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boy
made of plastic and elastic
he is rugged and long-lasting
who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore
many shapes and weights to choose from
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again
wrap my arms around him and pretend....
coin operated boy
all the other real ones that i destroy
cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll
never let him go and i'll never be alone
not with my coin operated boy......
this bridge was written to make you feel smittener
with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
can you extract me from my plastic fantasy
i didnt think so but im still convinceable
will you persist even after i bet you
a billion dollars that i'll never love you
will you persist even after i kiss you
goodbye for the last time
will you keep on trying to prove it?
i'm dying to lose it...
i want it
i want you
i want a coin operated boy.
and if i had a star to wish on
for my life i cant imagine
any flesh and blood could be his match
i can even take him in the bath
coin operated boy
he may not be real experienced with girls
but i know he feels like a boy should feel
isnt that the point that is why i want a
coin operated boy
with his pretty coin operated voice
saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me
straight and to the point
that is why i want
a coin operated boy.