Teen Wolf 2.12
Okay, so I missed the first 5 minutes because The Closer ended, you guys! After introducing a character that I really liked a lot, sadface.
HOLY SHIT GUYS, DID THEY REALLY JUST KILL JACKSON. SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I MISS THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES? I must never let this happen again, or they will kill Derek next. I thought the kanima was indestructible - Oh wait, never mind. Apparently, becoming dead is just the kanima's next evolutionary cocoon stage. Like Caterpie or Weedle. Or a Tim Burton project.
STILES. Never do that again. Jesus, heart attack. (And Jeff, why you be hatin' on my Sterek?) Why was leaving Lydia's ultimate response to the conversation? I must have missed something.
Since we, the viewers, cannot see the cell phone screens or the laptop screens or whatever the characters can see, the writers feel completely justified in never finishing their sentences. Any of them.
Peter, stop being my in-universe brain. It's freaking me out.
.... That was one of the most ridiculous, cliched opening attack moves I've ever watched. Whyyyyyy. I know stage fighting is hard and in some ways it's harder on film, but WHYYyyyyYYYyy.
HA, generic dragon sound effect! THEME SONG OMG!!
I don't understand what's happening here. Gerard is... A warlock? Wants to be a werewolf? Gains healing power through killing random people? Oh, the werewolf thing. What.
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SCOTT WITH A PLAN IS THE FUNNIEST DAMN THING I'VE EVER HEARD. That looked like mountain ash in the pills; what even was this plan.
HI HO, JEEP OF HUMANITY TO THE RESCUE!!! But now Jackson is naked. And 'dying'. Awkward.
WHO THINKS OF THIS!! Jackson became an indestructible kanima while trying to become a werewolf. There were ZERO chances that Jackson would die instead of getting over himself and wolfing out.
My sister tells me Stiles is the Jacob to Jackson's Edward, because the jackass always gets the girl. Say it isn't so, fandom.
TL;DR -
YAY CHRIISSS. *slow clap*
I have never been more irritated with Allison's face.
Not too keen on Scott either. In spite of his plans.
I'd like for Deacon not to be a big bad hunter.
I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP, JEFF. SEE IF I WON'T.
Maybe things are resolved, and maybe they aren't. The writers will never teeeeellllllll~
P.S. THE WEREWOLF COUNCIL IS COMING, GUYS. TO THE BUNKERS!