Teen Wolf 2.9

Jul 23, 2012 23:09

Ow, headache. Tomorrow is the first of my Three Days Of Rest before work starts.

Matt is a scary boy and he's not even a giant lizard-man. And PETER. I am seriously disturbed by how quickly this show has turned into OMG LOOK WE CAN TOTALLY BE A HORROR GENRE SRSLYUGUYS!

Alphas can drop to Betas? Then what is the evolutionary point of a werewolf's entire form changing, right down to eye color, when their pack station changes? That makes no sense, Mr. Davis. And is the freaky lobotomy-collar really necessary? DAFUQ. Werewolves are dangerously out of control in this universe.
....Except for Isaac?

HOH MY GOD. LYDIA'S MAGIC. AND POSSIBLY DEFINITELY POSSESSED. WHY CAN THE PACK NOT MULTITASK, cuz someone should have been keeping an eye on the chick that Xeno-Psycho Man attacked.

The punch is probably laced with Rohypnol. Stiles drinks it anywaaay~! AND HE BRINGS ALL THE DRAG QUEENS TO THE YARD.
FRAK, IT IS LACED WITH ROHYPNOL. LUNACY; IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER. AAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS NOT GOING TO MAKE ME HAPPYTIEMZ.

I know I'm supposed to have all the feels for what Victoria and Chris are going through, with their touching soundtrack, but really I don't give a flying flip about them. Any of them. Even ESPECIALLY Allison, because her feels are ridiculous. yay victoria's dead!!!

In closing, allow me to point out that Peter compared himself to a worm. Not a rising phoenix, or even a hibernating African toad. A worm. OH HOW RIGHT YOU ARE, SIR.

TL;DR -
The Argents are psychotic.
Lydia/Peter is worse. BY A LOT.
Derek is woobie and needs puppy cuddles with his pack.
WHY IS EVERYBODY IN THIS SHOW FRAKKING POSSESSED?
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
NOTHING has been resolved!
THIS SHOW IS A BITCH!!

Please, Sims 3: Supernatural, help me remember why I love werewolves before this overdramatic teenage idiocy scars my brain.

teen wolfchow, what is this fuckery?

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