Preggers for a day.
I don't care how classy you think you are,
YOU NEED TO SEE THIS MOVIE:
Catherine Isis Fernandez and I have been jizzing ourselves for the past two months waiting for this movie to come out.
Today it finally did.
We both mysteriously woke up at 7 AM of the movie's release. She even had a nightmare about missing it.
Cati made her way over in the trusty honda element, through, well, the elements of wind and rain (maybe even fire?), while I popped microwave popcorn because it doesn't have as much salt as the ones they sell in theaters for twelve times the price and they don't leave your lips all dried out and wrinkly, which then, in turn, forces you to go back to the concession stand and buy a small soda for $3 only to miss the movie you paid $8 to see because you had to pee.
But I digress. This was a fabulous movie with an endearing main character and didn't only consist of "American Pie" humor. By the end of it, ladies (and gentlemen, for that matter), I can assure you that at least a little part of you wants to date a lad like Seth Rogen and have cute, little Jew-fro'd babies together.
Tell me what you think.
YOU NEED TO SEE THIS MOVIE:
Catherine Isis Fernandez and I have been jizzing ourselves for the past two months waiting for this movie to come out.
Today it finally did.
We both mysteriously woke up at 7 AM of the movie's release. She even had a nightmare about missing it.
Cati made her way over in the trusty honda element, through, well, the elements of wind and rain (maybe even fire?), while I popped microwave popcorn because it doesn't have as much salt as the ones they sell in theaters for twelve times the price and they don't leave your lips all dried out and wrinkly, which then, in turn, forces you to go back to the concession stand and buy a small soda for $3 only to miss the movie you paid $8 to see because you had to pee.
But I digress. This was a fabulous movie with an endearing main character and didn't only consist of "American Pie" humor. By the end of it, ladies (and gentlemen, for that matter), I can assure you that at least a little part of you wants to date a lad like Seth Rogen and have cute, little Jew-fro'd babies together.
Tell me what you think.