Saw this on two folks...
...so I thought I'd give it a shot.
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
I c/ped it didn't I?
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Only in the instances where it would possibly kill the fetus or the mother if it was carried to term, or given as an option for victims of rape or sexual abuse. However, in the latter, I would also give adoption equal time in the counseling.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
No.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Yes. I have no interest in funding life in prison for some of these horrible people. Gene pool, there's your shot of chlorine.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
It doesn't matter to me. If it can help to do so, go ahead.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
Against. Causes a lot less difficulties.
[08] Do you believe in God?
Yes.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
(Oh gawd here it comes) I don't care either way. A friend of mine once said that the only reason people want this passed is so they can get on each other's insurance. And when I started to think about it, I wondered why there's any kind of legal proceeding in -any- marriage. Isn't it just a ceremony to show your love for the other person? Why is it also legally binding? I don't understand the need. But then, you have divorces and estates and insurances...and yeah. It's not about love and the desire to show such, because if that were the case, it wouldn't matter if it was legal or not.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
No, I think it's wrong that we are spending more time arguing about the fact than putting something in place to either help them get proper citizenship and punishing those who are just here to mooch, or fix the system that's here that grants them unusual privileges.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
I would be inclined to say no. When I was 12, I would have had no idea how to care for a child.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Oh, yes, please, let's get more stupid kids in stupid situations.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Yeah. Let's see if we can get Bush in on that. "Ohmahgaw, gaiz, leik, it didn't go so gud, let's just call it off k?" I don't think things are that cut and dry.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Yes. People in extreme situations make extreme choices, and generally with a very skewed mindset. This is not always the case, but to me, any ending of a life before the determined time by God puts me in unease.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Yes, but probably because my parents showed me how to spank out of love. I've also seen the "negotiation" form of discipline with children and...my God, I've never wanted to spank a child so much in my life.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
No. Never. "It's just a symbol"? Do you think something becomes a "symbol" just cause?
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
I'm voting for Nathan Explosion.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
OH GAWD LEIK DUN JUDGE MEEEEE. If I was afraid of judgement for my beliefs, wouldn't I have answered no to the first question?
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
I c/ped it didn't I?
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Only in the instances where it would possibly kill the fetus or the mother if it was carried to term, or given as an option for victims of rape or sexual abuse. However, in the latter, I would also give adoption equal time in the counseling.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
No.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Yes. I have no interest in funding life in prison for some of these horrible people. Gene pool, there's your shot of chlorine.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
It doesn't matter to me. If it can help to do so, go ahead.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
Against. Causes a lot less difficulties.
[08] Do you believe in God?
Yes.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
(Oh gawd here it comes) I don't care either way. A friend of mine once said that the only reason people want this passed is so they can get on each other's insurance. And when I started to think about it, I wondered why there's any kind of legal proceeding in -any- marriage. Isn't it just a ceremony to show your love for the other person? Why is it also legally binding? I don't understand the need. But then, you have divorces and estates and insurances...and yeah. It's not about love and the desire to show such, because if that were the case, it wouldn't matter if it was legal or not.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
No, I think it's wrong that we are spending more time arguing about the fact than putting something in place to either help them get proper citizenship and punishing those who are just here to mooch, or fix the system that's here that grants them unusual privileges.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
I would be inclined to say no. When I was 12, I would have had no idea how to care for a child.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Oh, yes, please, let's get more stupid kids in stupid situations.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Yeah. Let's see if we can get Bush in on that. "Ohmahgaw, gaiz, leik, it didn't go so gud, let's just call it off k?" I don't think things are that cut and dry.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Yes. People in extreme situations make extreme choices, and generally with a very skewed mindset. This is not always the case, but to me, any ending of a life before the determined time by God puts me in unease.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Yes, but probably because my parents showed me how to spank out of love. I've also seen the "negotiation" form of discipline with children and...my God, I've never wanted to spank a child so much in my life.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
No. Never. "It's just a symbol"? Do you think something becomes a "symbol" just cause?
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
I'm voting for Nathan Explosion.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
OH GAWD LEIK DUN JUDGE MEEEEE. If I was afraid of judgement for my beliefs, wouldn't I have answered no to the first question?