“You hate all your classes.”
“I especially hate this class. This is the math class from hell. You know those nightmares you have in high school where you come in and the board is in Aramaic? That’s this class every day.”
“So go in for help. He’s only in his office every single day.”
“He just makes an analogy about ducks eating popcorn and you still can't tell what the algorithm does.”
“He did the duck thing once.”
“You just think he’s cute.”
“He is cute.”
“Well, he’s a cute shitty professor.”
“He’s a genius.”
“He’s a genius, cute, shitty professor. And he has stupid hair.”
“You’re so mean.”
“I bet thats where his power comes from.”
“What?!”
“His hair. We could cut off his hair and use the power of it pass our midterms.”
“Shut. Up. We’re starting. Study session tonight?”
“God, yes, thank you.”
Go on to the sequel.