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It's a pity I can't join fandom wank because this gaia thread is quite wanky. It's an Inuyasha bashing thread.... so I guess you're think why does he have to post in a public forum with a lot if inu fans? Why can't he just hate it in a corner by himself like the rest of us? Of course the answer would be he's an asshat. His post is in italics mine is in normal fonts.
Type your cut contents here. "1. If their time is truly the "Feudal Era" then why do they all have baggy clothing with lavish colors? I was under the impression that manufacturing "haz-mat" red blimp covers would have been nearly impossible during that time period due to the scarcity of cloth, dye, and money to pay for such. Wouldn't the characters be limited to the earthen-toned rags that the rest of the peasants wear?
2. Kagome is able to run around uttering a guttural howl (which our xenomorph biologists believe to be a hunting call) even though the left-bottom quadrant of her stomach has been ripped off. (ep.1)"
1. Okay, doesn't he know it's done for "aesthetic reasons" to like make them prettier. DUH!!!!!!
2. I have no idea what he's saying so yeah *insert snarky comment* and BTW xenomorphs don't exist.
"3. Kagome somehow survived for 15 years with a jewel embedded in her small intestine.
4. None of Inuyasha's limbs atrophied at all after being stapled to a tree for 15 years.
5. After thousands of years of constant battle, normal peasants have no weapons that can successfully damage a demon.
6. When previously mentioned normal weapons are given to a main character, they become about as dangerous as a "bouncing betty" with a vial of ebola attached. (see ep.2) "
3. I don't think it came from her small intestine it may have been embedded under her skin, and BTW its a FUCKING FANTASY anime!!!!!!!!
4. IT"S FUCKING FANTASY!!!!!!!!!!! He also happens to be a Hanyou.
5. It's during the warring states era were there's constant warfare that they have to worry about, and Yôkai attacks may be lower on the priority scale when your village may become the next battlefield
6. See no. 3 and 4. btw kikyô and kagome a spirtual powers.
"7. Despite the abilities to change direction in midair, run faster than any character in the show, and harden his own blood into blades, Inuyasha was not able to kill an unarmed and unarmored Kagome who was running directly away from him.
8. Despite the fact that Inuyasha killed at least four villagers (look for a kerosene explosion in episode 2) and was presumed to have killed Kikyo, none of the villagers ever really objected to Inuyasha using their village as his "home base" of sorts, combined with the fact that they have no useful weapons, and make a living by tilling the same barren fields every day, leads me to believe that every single one of them is clinically retarded.
9. ~Flashback Time~ Why would Inuyasha and Kikyo both want him to become human? So he could just be another defenseless villager working on his dirt farm? The village could have had TWO protectors, not just one. "
7. he wasn't unable he didn't have the proper chance to.
8. I don;t remember that. There happens to be the necklace of subjugation, and second chances.
9. She wanted him to become human in hopes that it would purify the shikon no tama.
"10. ~Flashback Time~ Why would Kikyo, the super demon killer priestess with years of experience, walk out into a demon infested forest unarmed, with a jewel that makes demons hundreds of times stronger?
11. Why would she then completely ignore a huge gust of wind from behind?
12. Why would she then assume that the demon was actually Inuyasha if he could have easily stolen it from her the previous night? "
10. The Goshinboku is not in the forest it's a short walk from the shrine. according to the Inu-yasha technical guide which is no longer in existence the goshiboku isn't far from the shrine.
11. Hmm I heard that japan is quite windy.
12. It looked like him, and she didn't know of naraku's existence.
"13. Why, being slashed through the spinal cord, could she WALK back to the village?
14. Why would Inuyasha believe that his assailant was truly Kikyo if she had no fewer than five chances to kill him before?
15. Why do her arrows penetrate his "bulletproof" Robe of the Fire Rat?
16. Wouldn't heating a jewel just make it warm, instead of blasting it into the future?
17. Kagome travels into the past bringing technology from the future, but the present never changes. "
13. See #10, and she dragged herself back.
14. See #12
15. It's powered by purifying spirtual energy.
16. How many time do need to be reminded IT"S A FUCKING FANTASY ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
17. Maybe time works differently in this show or see #16.
There's more wankyiness but this one stood out the most as it's the first and the wankyest, and I'm lazy.
If you're going to insult a show do it right, and don't point out things that could be applied to any anime if done properly of course.
I kinda MSTed it oh well, it was still fun to mock.
Type your cut contents here. "1. If their time is truly the "Feudal Era" then why do they all have baggy clothing with lavish colors? I was under the impression that manufacturing "haz-mat" red blimp covers would have been nearly impossible during that time period due to the scarcity of cloth, dye, and money to pay for such. Wouldn't the characters be limited to the earthen-toned rags that the rest of the peasants wear?
2. Kagome is able to run around uttering a guttural howl (which our xenomorph biologists believe to be a hunting call) even though the left-bottom quadrant of her stomach has been ripped off. (ep.1)"
1. Okay, doesn't he know it's done for "aesthetic reasons" to like make them prettier. DUH!!!!!!
2. I have no idea what he's saying so yeah *insert snarky comment* and BTW xenomorphs don't exist.
"3. Kagome somehow survived for 15 years with a jewel embedded in her small intestine.
4. None of Inuyasha's limbs atrophied at all after being stapled to a tree for 15 years.
5. After thousands of years of constant battle, normal peasants have no weapons that can successfully damage a demon.
6. When previously mentioned normal weapons are given to a main character, they become about as dangerous as a "bouncing betty" with a vial of ebola attached. (see ep.2) "
3. I don't think it came from her small intestine it may have been embedded under her skin, and BTW its a FUCKING FANTASY anime!!!!!!!!
4. IT"S FUCKING FANTASY!!!!!!!!!!! He also happens to be a Hanyou.
5. It's during the warring states era were there's constant warfare that they have to worry about, and Yôkai attacks may be lower on the priority scale when your village may become the next battlefield
6. See no. 3 and 4. btw kikyô and kagome a spirtual powers.
"7. Despite the abilities to change direction in midair, run faster than any character in the show, and harden his own blood into blades, Inuyasha was not able to kill an unarmed and unarmored Kagome who was running directly away from him.
8. Despite the fact that Inuyasha killed at least four villagers (look for a kerosene explosion in episode 2) and was presumed to have killed Kikyo, none of the villagers ever really objected to Inuyasha using their village as his "home base" of sorts, combined with the fact that they have no useful weapons, and make a living by tilling the same barren fields every day, leads me to believe that every single one of them is clinically retarded.
9. ~Flashback Time~ Why would Inuyasha and Kikyo both want him to become human? So he could just be another defenseless villager working on his dirt farm? The village could have had TWO protectors, not just one. "
7. he wasn't unable he didn't have the proper chance to.
8. I don;t remember that. There happens to be the necklace of subjugation, and second chances.
9. She wanted him to become human in hopes that it would purify the shikon no tama.
"10. ~Flashback Time~ Why would Kikyo, the super demon killer priestess with years of experience, walk out into a demon infested forest unarmed, with a jewel that makes demons hundreds of times stronger?
11. Why would she then completely ignore a huge gust of wind from behind?
12. Why would she then assume that the demon was actually Inuyasha if he could have easily stolen it from her the previous night? "
10. The Goshinboku is not in the forest it's a short walk from the shrine. according to the Inu-yasha technical guide which is no longer in existence the goshiboku isn't far from the shrine.
11. Hmm I heard that japan is quite windy.
12. It looked like him, and she didn't know of naraku's existence.
"13. Why, being slashed through the spinal cord, could she WALK back to the village?
14. Why would Inuyasha believe that his assailant was truly Kikyo if she had no fewer than five chances to kill him before?
15. Why do her arrows penetrate his "bulletproof" Robe of the Fire Rat?
16. Wouldn't heating a jewel just make it warm, instead of blasting it into the future?
17. Kagome travels into the past bringing technology from the future, but the present never changes. "
13. See #10, and she dragged herself back.
14. See #12
15. It's powered by purifying spirtual energy.
16. How many time do need to be reminded IT"S A FUCKING FANTASY ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
17. Maybe time works differently in this show or see #16.
There's more wankyiness but this one stood out the most as it's the first and the wankyest, and I'm lazy.
If you're going to insult a show do it right, and don't point out things that could be applied to any anime if done properly of course.
I kinda MSTed it oh well, it was still fun to mock.