Re-post because I can.
Give me one of my characters and one of yours and I will tell you -- no matter how ridiculous the pairing -- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)
A. Name
B. House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB
E. Three Random Facts
A. Name
B. House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB
E. Three Random Facts
Name David Duncan Lee Dugan.
House In a little hovel of an apartment that barely counts as a living space. His big ass loves it.
Circumstances of Conception Folds in the space time continuum, lab mishaps and 616 Red Skull being an evil bastard. Dum Dum sucker punched him and kept the baby, he met good Schmidt and allowed him to have some input after the initial urge to kill on instinct had passed. Calling Dum Dum a papa wolf is an understatement.
PB Josh Brolin
Three Random Facts
1) He is head over heels in love with the little 5'3 librarian who works in the bookstore across his apartment building.
2) He has shown no signs of inheriting Dum Dum and Johann's slowed aging, but he does have some above average resilience to injury and booze.
3) He is a political activist much to everyone's dismay. He onnce spent an entire night parked on top of a Chevy Camaro in front of a Government testing facility staring. He freaked everyone the fuck out because he didn't move the entire time.
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Dum Dum would be so perplexed by the activism but like badass babies everywhere.
He'd make Johann bust him out of jail though.
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