Re-post because I can.

[taser_warrior]

Give me one of my characters and one of yours and I will tell you -- no matter how ridiculous the pairing -- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)

A. Name
B. House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB
E. Three Random Facts

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[taser_warrior]

Volstagg/Dum Dum





Name Vinny Volstaggsen-Dugan
House With Dum Dum part of the year and with Volstagg the rest.
Circumstances of Conception Loki is a mothefucker okay. He got bored.
PB Sean Connery
Three Random Facts
1) Dum Dum had no idea what the hell to do when Loki handed him a magic baby, but Volstagg helped him out since he already had a small army of natural born children.
2) Dum Dum refuses to actually call him Volstaggsen, because their poor kid has a ridiculous name already.
3) Vinny once pole-vaulted into Red Skulls face with a round house kick.