Happy birthday
charlea2! A Mini Clex-spam for you!
Why did you come here, Lex? To carry out an Evil Plan?
Look at him smiling, wallowing in his wickedness. Lex is so pretty! Wait, no he ISN'T. He's a bad, dangerous man!
What's your Evil Plan, Lex? Tell me!
Lex: Got your nose!
(Lex was willing to return Clark's nose in exchange for a kiss, which turned into an hour of kissing, which turned into a night of sex, which became a June Wedding. The End.)
Happy birthday - have a fabulous day!
'caps by
acampbell