Dear galatic jackass...
Perhaps you were unclear on the concept of directional indicators.
Sitting at a green light, in the through lane, with no blinkers in use*, I could have been mistaken as to your intentions. I will admit, my car is rather sizable, and having a sizable car honking at you whilst you sit at a green light can be a bit off-putting. It should not, however, induce a palms-up-super-shrug akin to "what-the-fuck-you-gonna-do-about-it-jerkface?" 2 full lanes of car awaiting a green left-turn arrow, and little ol' you sitting in the next lane over, what was I thinking?!
I finally ended up passing on the right**, and returning to the lane you had so helpfully blocked, only to find you proceeding ahead at breakneck speed in that lane.
Now, large cars often have large engines, and mine is no exception. After passing you *AGAIN* on the right, I then merged left, in order to get my morning tea and bagel***.
With you right behind me. I proceeded with my left turn across 3 lanes of traffic into the home of bagels and teas. The next bit of assery was amazing.
A near perfect handbrake turn; again with no blinker, to make up for the failed attempt, with no blinker, at merging into the full left turn lanes.
I hope you choke on a :CueCat.
* Could have been out of blinker fluid. Refills are next to the buckets of prop-wash.
** I abhor passing on the right, and avoid doing so, if at all possible.
*** Black tea with honey, bagel with peanut butter. Best in that order: chunky tea isn't ideal.
Sitting at a green light, in the through lane, with no blinkers in use*, I could have been mistaken as to your intentions. I will admit, my car is rather sizable, and having a sizable car honking at you whilst you sit at a green light can be a bit off-putting. It should not, however, induce a palms-up-super-shrug akin to "what-the-fuck-you-gonna-do-about-it-jerkface?" 2 full lanes of car awaiting a green left-turn arrow, and little ol' you sitting in the next lane over, what was I thinking?!
I finally ended up passing on the right**, and returning to the lane you had so helpfully blocked, only to find you proceeding ahead at breakneck speed in that lane.
Now, large cars often have large engines, and mine is no exception. After passing you *AGAIN* on the right, I then merged left, in order to get my morning tea and bagel***.
With you right behind me. I proceeded with my left turn across 3 lanes of traffic into the home of bagels and teas. The next bit of assery was amazing.
A near perfect handbrake turn; again with no blinker, to make up for the failed attempt, with no blinker, at merging into the full left turn lanes.
I hope you choke on a :CueCat.
* Could have been out of blinker fluid. Refills are next to the buckets of prop-wash.
** I abhor passing on the right, and avoid doing so, if at all possible.
*** Black tea with honey, bagel with peanut butter. Best in that order: chunky tea isn't ideal.