Urban Dictionary is ridiculous

Jul 07, 2010 00:25

 apparently dbsk and its members are on urban dictionary; i came across these "descriptions"

YooChun
A term used for a guy who possesses a smooth and slick husky voice that would send girls melting into a pile of goo on the spot. And whenever he cries due to his insensitive side, you would always want to run up to him and give him a hug as well as hand him a Ricky plushie. YooChun is also someone who has the weirdest fashion sense, where the bottom of their slacks is rolled up to show off their ankles while wearing a pair of leather grandpa shoes. Cringe worthy, yes, but it only works well on this guy. Heck, the only man in this world worthy of being called a YooChun is Park YooChun from DBSK himself.
"What a YooChun!"
"I spot a YooChun crying."
"OMG! He's doing a YooChun!"
"That's a YooChun style."
"That YooChun voice makes you a YooChun."
"I want to rape a YooChun!"

Yoochun
Yoochun is the middle child of Dong Bang Shin Ki, a famous Korean boy band that is popular in Asia. DBSK has gotten into the Guinness Book of World Records for having the largest official fanbase, numbering over 800,000. Micky Yoochun composes many of the songs DBSK sings, and writes lyrics. He is very sensitive, and cries a lot. He lived in Fairfax, VA for around four years before he auditioned and was sent to Korea. He misses his family a lot, especially his little brother, who he feels like he let down.
Yoochun has a very interesting voice.

Yoochun
To be able to speak English in a way that it doesn't make sense (see also Chunglish), to be be musically gifted and to be a bass-baritone singer. Yoochuns are often found in Virginia, USA, South Korea and Japan.
Also noteable: To speak in a low, attractive voice, to play piano well, to laugh high pitched and to be best friends with someone called Junsu.
"To be passionable"- Yoochun

Chunglish
English when it is trying to be spoken by Park Yoochun.
(YooCHUN + EnGLISH = CHUNGLISH)
Characterised by the frequent use of an 's' or the suffix 'able' where there should not be one and the replacement of words with random terms that sound similar but bear no relation to the intended meaning.
First time when I kissed your lips, you were a loveable...
Just walk with me until the end of times yeah...
So let me be of your mine.
Girl 1: Did you hear 'My Girlfriend'?
Girl 2: Yeah it was so full ofChunglish!

Chuntastic
A word that is used to expresses the complete and total awesomeness of a person/place/thing/idea. This word is based on the artist Micky Yoochun of the Korean boyband DBSK, whose name 'Yoochun' ends with 'Chun' and is known for being (thinking he is) amazing/fantastic.
Girl #1: Did you see the way Junsu did that hip wiggle during 'Summer Dream'? :O
Girl #2: Yeah it was Chuntastic! :D

Jaejoong
Main vocalist in k-pop band, Dong Bang Shin Ki (a.k.a. DBSK, TVXQ, DBSG, Tohoshinki). He has the longest hair of the other 4 boys which is usually a darkish-black color. His voice is also very smooth and calming.
Jaejoong is a very handsome and ingenious vocalist :)

Jaejoong
A Jaejoong is a Korean singing sex pot sent from God to Earth to please us mere mortals. At first glance, he looks intimidating and cold because he is clearly the most gorgeous man in the entire universe, but after a few minutes it is clear that he is just a dork. He is the husband of DBSK leader Yunho, whom he thinks is "too much".
A Jaejoong is also someone who has an obsessive compulsive habit of licking his lips, which causes anyone who sees it to convulse and seize from the pure shock of such sexiness.
A Jaejoong also has a passionate voice like an angel and can sing any kind of song he freakin' wants to.
"Wow, Jaejoong totally hit that high note in "Whatever They Say" like a pro."
"Jaejoong and Yunho are married, right?" "Yeah, aren't they so hot together? *DROOLS*"

Jaejoong
a very good vocalist, has the main vocals in DongBangShinKi (aka. TVXQ, THSK, DBSG)(the most popluar band in the world). very hot and handsome guy, has a nice smile.
jaejoong has a cute smile and he's a good vocalist!

Jaejoong
Jaejoong is the lead singer of the Japanese/Korean band TVXQ/DBSK. He is also known by the stage names of Hero, Jejung and Youngwoong. Born in 1986, is known as one of the most desirable men in Asia. He is known for his ethereal appearance and is mistaken to have a cold personality, but is in reality just shy and reserved. He has funny and adorable habits like camwhoring and pouting constantly and hiding his mouth when laughing despite having one the most beautiful laughs in the world. Jaejoong is an epitome of male perfection that every female in the world desires.
Girl 1: Don't you think Jaejoong oppa is handsome?
Girl 2:Who is he? I like Orlando bloom better!
Girl 1: are you frigging blind? Jaejoong is the most perfect man in the world *shows her picture of Jaejoong*
Girl 2: *after repeated nose bleeds* Oh My God! Indeed how can any male ever be even remotely attractive after seeing this ethereal being?!?!
Girl 1 agrees!

Yunho
Yunho is a sex god. One of the five great sex gods of the east. He might appear as a harmless little sexy beast at first sight, but when he looks into your eyes he could kill.
Yunho could also mean the sexiest guy in the world.
If you must attain perfection, first, you shall have to witness enlightenment by laying your eyes upon the most dangerous sight you could ever have experienced : Yunho.

junsu
The first member to join the South Korean boyband Dong Bang Shin Ki (TVXQ). he is known for his high notes, his dancing skills, and his ability to compose and arrange his own music. he's considered to be "charismatic" and the "perfect prince," but is always bullied by the other members of the group.
"don't do this to me TT_TT... Xiah Junsu fighting!"

changmin didnt have anything funny; just one bio about him that can be known easily from wiki...

dbsk
Standing for Dong Bang Shin Ki, their official name is TVXQ. A South Korean boyband that is very very popular in Asia, especially Korea and Japan, as well as internationally. Consists of five members including Micky Yoochun (originally Park Yoochun), Hero Jaejoong or Youngwoong Jaejoong (originally Kim Jaejoong), U-know Yunho (originally Jung Yunho), Xiah Junsu (originally Kim Junsu), and Max Changmin or Choikang Changmin (originally Shim Changmin). They work through SM entertainment in Korea and Avex entertainment in Japan. They debuted in 2004 as an a capella dance group and through the years have shown their versatility in music styles/genres and dance. The leader is Yunho although he is the second oldest to Jaejoong. These boys have a large fanbase and fans all over the world who love them deeply.
I love DBSK and they're coming to the Hollywood Bowl on May 17, 2008!

these two didn't have keywords really connected to Yoochun yet it matched him, in a kind of offensive world-perspective (*coughnetizen*cough maybe)

Micky
Micky is an older gentlemen who can still haul in the young ladies! He does it by being the cool, calm confident type. Just when the unsuspecting woman is comfortable with him he asks to see her naked.... and she usually says yes! Once he is enamored with a female he is completely loyal. Although he still flirts to keep his skills honed.
me: I think you're a great guy Micky...
Answer: Yeah I am... Can I see you naked?

Micky
Dear, where does one begin when defining Micky. Micky is an individual who you will never forget... you can't forget... you won't ever wish to forget. A very intelligent guy with a sweetness about him which is very rare to come across. His honesty and ability to read you like a leaf will amaze you, and sometimes you might feel shy. He's absolutely gorgeous, with eyes which will haunt you in your sleep but in a beautiful way and his touch will linger on days, months and sometimes even a year after he's touched your face. Dreaming about being wrapped in the comfort of his strong arms is something experienced every moment of the day. He may not be aware but his passionate sensual nature can make a bashful girl's heart beat very fast... something which she's not felt before. He's an amazing guy, very understanding and patient with a certain person's blonde moments (she was dropped as a child :)). His heart is always in the right place. He is kind, super understanding and would do anything for the ones he loved. To have him in your life is the greatest pressie... so treasure it.
wow you're being dated by Micky? you lucky miss. Loved him head to toe alright and show him the world. give him your heart don't hesitate! he'll take care of it...

i know my bias is yoochun but seriously, i didn't make these up and it just happened to have the most about chunnie~ :D
there's more but i just put the funny ones because the others are facts that are already known and can be found on wiki and googled; also, i didnt go and search for more other possibilities (its late and i should be doing schoolwork before going to bed and sleep...)

dbsk/tvxq/thsk, jyj

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