T'was the first day of winter, and the last day Sims could go running around outside without freezing to death in record time.
France found this guy walking around outside and figured he should ask him about trains before Canada's karaoke scared him away.
This man, the esteemed Phoenix Wright, found himself enjoying France's small talk so much that he stalked the Frenchman to the back of the house.
France apparently didn't realize Phoenix was following him for he had started a small skirmish with England.
Not sure if everyone is rooting for France or predicting that France is going to lose. It's better than television!
Soon the dust settled and the two battling countries had settled down into a polite conversation about desk jobs (what?). Everyone else thought this was boring.
In an odd reversal, no one can see America because Canada and a speech bubble is covering him!
Phoenix: I like sunny-side up.
America: I approve! Hey why can't anyone see me in this shot!? People should see me, I'm the hero!
England: Mahogany desk! :D
In another corner...
Russia: What are you doing
China: I am painting my homeland aru
Somewhere along the line the night turned into this...
America: You know who belongs in jail? Terrorists.
France: I like this!
Phoenix: O.o lolwat
Is it just me or is Canada failing extra hard today?
England: Ummm... but the ghosts chase you when you look away....
Good progress there Iggs.
Russia: I don't think you're painting your homeland.
Wait ... whaaaaaaaat?
Oh by the way it's morning and England and Canada are already drinking. Russia stuck to a bowl of cereal. This seems like more strange reversals. It also looks like a party for some weird reason. I don't remember a party.
Speaking of odd...
Russia: Why so serious?
China: D:
I don't know what's happening.
Wait... he's still here?!
When he'd finally woken up again, it was already evening... and quite frankly, most everyone else felt that Phoenix had overstayed his welcome.
Case and point, Russia.
Make Phoenix Go Home Tactic #1: Stare at him while he's using the toilet.
Phoenix seems like he has a resolve of steel though, he looks like he doesn't care...
Tactic #2: Leave an unfinished snowman to trim snow-covered hedges... wait, what? No.
Tactic #2: Turn down hugs from him with gusto.
And... it worked! (Sadly I don't have a screen but) Phoenix finally went home.
Life in the Allies' house as normal! Half-naked France, England and Russia starin' each other down, China writing in his secret diary, all was good.