Nerds and Smarties

[tartswithtea]

I believe there was something I was supposed to do today... or maybe it was Thursday. Then again it could be Wednesday I have to do it by. It wasn't important, I believe. Something along the lines of breeding... I think! That or breathing

Comments

[lotuslife]

Are you entirely right in the head?

[tartswithtea]

Quite; why do you ask?

[lotuslife]

Forgetting your job, calling China attractive, blaming that woman version of comrade Russia...

Are you alright in the head?

[tartswithtea]

I never said that middle part. ((denies nothing else.))

[lotuslife]

[PAUSE.

and then she speaks in China's exact voice. no, really, her imitation is dead perfect.]

Eyebrows woman! Aiyaaaah, you think look good?! Too bad, aru, you are having none of this-

[tartswithtea]

WHAT IN GOD'S NAME?!

You heard nothing! Why aren't you home, buffoon! I'm sick and tired of keeping those terrorists alive in your absence!

[lotuslife]

[continuing!]

Hoho, you think I go drone? Stupid woman, was only being covert! Am knowing all about your petting of the kitties with your dirty hands, aru.

[tartswithtea]

LIES AND SLANDER!

[lotuslife]

You are petting them and making foolish noises! I hear it all! You thinking you keep big secret.

[tartswithtea]

I don't even know what you're talking about!! The most I've done for thost filthy animals is make sure they don't die.

[lotuslife]

Making sure don't die and admiring handsome looks of dragon, heya? Am understanding, but you not be making good concubine. Sorry, come again soon, aru!

[tartswithtea]

W-WELL ARU TO YOU AS WELL!! HMPH!

[lotuslife]

Aaaah... but maybe, maybe consider? Would be gracious and allow for trial run, aru.

[getting China and herself into so much shit oh god]

[tartswithtea]

I don't know what you're talking about. ((oh god yes she is...))

[lotuslife]

Make batch of good rice wine, light few paper lamps...

[tartswithtea]

...Wait, excuse me?