You just have to think of it like you are the chest-mouth alien vs being eaten by the chest-mouth alien. 0_o Hrm... although that's not exactly reassuring, either.
I figure you can either be hideously embarrassed by wearing a plug suit, or feel awesome (or icked-out because of the whole 'I'm controlling in a living creature which may, in part, be made up of my dead relatives' sort-of-way).
The Purple Butterfly, really was a lot of PWP... Although ...there is/was a vague sort of storyline connecting the various um.... "fantastical mergings." *nudge nudge wink wink* The reason it's on hiatus is because I kept wanting the story to go a certain way and the gratuitous amounts of sexings got in the way (talk about needing to be less of a perv!)--I decided to shelve the project until I'd gotten some of the PWP out of my system. And THEN I got distracted by my Master Thief story.
...But that's okay, because I know how the smut operates in that story (It doesn't! There are little... err... 'vignettes' which are sort of dream/fantasy which take place as "what if" scenarios after certain events--there's a suspension scene, and a mirror maze scene... those are probably my favorites right now...).
I wonder what... *thinks* You know, I bet Kakashi would look awesome cosplaying as his younger self. Are there any other adults in the series who we see in genin outfits? O_o Oh well, I'm content with Gai, Kakashi, Iruka. I mean, really: Gai in anything besides spandex is a treat, Kakashi could probably pull off a burlap sack, and Iruka wore [fish]net armor as a kid.
This plug suit thing is making me think of Lady Gaga's meat dress and THAT is something I don't need to think about. But I do wonder... Was it heavy? That much meat must have had some weight on it... oO;;;
But yeah... I know what you mean about ridiculous PWP getting in the way of plot. Stay where you belong, porn! in the back of my head and messing up perfectly platonic relationships in books
But Master Thief... Puzzles + intrigue + fantasy encounters = I want to see this right now! XDDDDD I'm actually super addicted to Guild of Thieves type stories. I just read a book about them and I need to recc the hell out of it, it was that awesome. I also think I need to stop with the yaoi because my brain kept trying to make the two friends stop being friends and do other things. XDDDD
Really briefly, we get to see Asuma and Kurenai in their genin outfits... Or was it chuunin already? And then the kids that were all around Iruka's age seemed to have rather run of the mill outfits so nobody wants to see them cosplaying as themselves. XDDDDD
You also see Sarutobi and the Sennin in their genin outfits a bunch of times... er.. and Anko but she's usually mad or crying, lol. And then you see Shizune... But I still think the previously mentioned TRIO OF MAGNIFICENCE would be the best for cosplaying themselves.
Another random note. I think that all the ninjas must wear that net armor underneath their clothes because you see everyone wearing it. They probably all have forearm and calf gauntlets with trigger-release kunai or senbon because you also always see that, lol. Oh ninjas. I'm so onto you!
Pffrrbt. Meat Dress. You gotta imagine that most of her outfits are kinda heavy. Although the meat one probably is the most… *levels you with an even stare*
Now you’ve got me thinking about it. tsk… *goes to obsess over Gaga costumes*
I’m working on it! I’ll share after I get back to the ‘States (my plane leaves on the 9th). I figure I’ll continue to bash my head against my notes until then.
I’m totally with you on the Guild of Thieves stories… I’m strongly considering kicking one of my friends in the shin until he agrees to run a table-top RP based on medieval/fantasy intrigue. I want to play a thief so bad.
And yes, yaoi has ruined me for life. Of course, my best friend growing up is flamingly gay. (He came out of the closet in the 7th grade-he was all nervous about telling me, and I was like, “Yeah. I know.” And he was scandalized that I had pegged him for being gay since like… the third grade. Kid cried because they weren’t going to let him play the bride in a class play. …But I have horrifically digressed.)
Unfortunately, the college environment that was subjected to didn’t help with the “discouraging looking at your friends and hoping they kiss passionately in front of you” because, really, I’ve seen quite a few “straight” guys drop everything to make out. >_>;
It really weirds my sig-o out when I talk about it though. *shrugs* What can I say?
Oooh~ Genin Orochimaru was so painfully adorable. >_< Anko. *sweat* Wait. When/where do you see Shizune as a genin? O_o
But yes. Yes, I fear I have wandered far from the original point: TRIO OF MAGNIFICENCE. *snerk* You realize, of course, that--that’ll be what I call those three now. In my head. With a big thumbs up and a sparkly smile. XD
Yeah, I think most ninja wear the net stuff. Maybe not Kakashi or Gai though… And Shizune has that senbon-sidearm thing. But never fear(!): I have faith in your L33T fangirl powers: you won’t be fooled by their trickery! *strokes curly beard and nods sagely*
How can you not love Lady Gaga's House of Fashion??? Obviously that is where her nobility comes from. She's royalty only in the avant-garde fashion world. And we, we are merely commoners. Le sigh.
Hahaha "PLAY THE GAME SO I CAN BE THIEF! OR I'M TELLING ON YOU!" really doesn't sound like a three-year-old conversation. XDDDD
Hahaha at least you don't tell random straight guys that they're gay or to make out. Not that I've done this or anything... >.> No really, I haven't. XD But yeah, boys like to cross-dress and for some reason, really like pretending to be girls so either they're all secretly gay or are severely jealous. I mean, I know they all have penis envy..
God.... Shizune-genin was super brief but I think you see her around the time Tsunade first chooses her to train and then they only came back to the village so she could take her chuunin and jounin exams. If I remember correctly, her clothes were a little similar to Iruka's as a kid.
Heck yes! Gai-ify everything! The world shall be glorious and youthful and wonderful this way!
You never know what Kakashi is wearing under there... except underwear. XDDDDDDDDDDD I thought I saw Gai with the fishnet stuff before, or am I just crazy? Who knows, lol. Even Sandaime wore it and Akatsuki wears ONLY that and trousers under their cloaks of fabulosity... Must be silk-lined or there'd be chafeage like woah.
‘Must be silk-lined! Anko and Ino both wear it and you can’t see skin-tone or more important bits: so it must come with some sort of anti-chaf, opaque barrier. Although… I think you can see skin-tone through the guys’ netting. Maybe it’s anti-chaf-ninja gear. O_o
Lolzy.
And for the record I never promised to act anywhere close to my age. ^_^ I tend live somewhere close to three-quarters of a century, whereas my age is a bit less than 1-quarter; being three-years-old is a triumph since it’s so much closer to physical age. ;)
Hahaha it's a flesh suit! Though Ino wears bandage clothes so who knows what she's REALLY wearing under there and for Anko... It's such a teaser. Maybe she wears flesh colored tops too, lol! Under her fishnets. XDDDD On ninjas. Stop trying to confund us!
Actually... YOU stop trying to confund ME with your mathitude! What is this "century" and "quarters" you speak of! Quarters are currency, fool! No more and no less! Stop trying to perpetuate this myth of fractions. I won't have it, I tell you!
I figure you can either be hideously embarrassed by wearing a plug suit, or feel awesome (or icked-out because of the whole 'I'm controlling in a living creature which may, in part, be made up of my dead relatives' sort-of-way).
The Purple Butterfly, really was a lot of PWP... Although ...there is/was a vague sort of storyline connecting the various um.... "fantastical mergings." *nudge nudge wink wink*
The reason it's on hiatus is because I kept wanting the story to go a certain way and the gratuitous amounts of sexings got in the way (talk about needing to be less of a perv!)--I decided to shelve the project until I'd gotten some of the PWP out of my system. And THEN I got distracted by my Master Thief story.
...But that's okay, because I know how the smut operates in that story (It doesn't! There are little... err... 'vignettes' which are sort of dream/fantasy which take place as "what if" scenarios after certain events--there's a suspension scene, and a mirror maze scene... those are probably my favorites right now...).
I wonder what... *thinks* You know, I bet Kakashi would look awesome cosplaying as his younger self. Are there any other adults in the series who we see in genin outfits? O_o Oh well, I'm content with Gai, Kakashi, Iruka. I mean, really: Gai in anything besides spandex is a treat, Kakashi could probably pull off a burlap sack, and Iruka wore [fish]net armor as a kid.
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*snickers likea 13-year-old boy* "fantastical mergings"... *snickers again*
But yeah... I know what you mean about ridiculous PWP getting in the way of plot. Stay where you belong, porn! in the back of my head and messing up perfectly platonic relationships in books
But Master Thief... Puzzles + intrigue + fantasy encounters = I want to see this right now! XDDDDD
I'm actually super addicted to Guild of Thieves type stories. I just read a book about them and I need to recc the hell out of it, it was that awesome. I also think I need to stop with the yaoi because my brain kept trying to make the two friends stop being friends and do other things. XDDDD
Really briefly, we get to see Asuma and Kurenai in their genin outfits... Or was it chuunin already? And then the kids that were all around Iruka's age seemed to have rather run of the mill outfits so nobody wants to see them cosplaying as themselves. XDDDDD
You also see Sarutobi and the Sennin in their genin outfits a bunch of times... er.. and Anko but she's usually mad or crying, lol. And then you see Shizune... But I still think the previously mentioned TRIO OF MAGNIFICENCE would be the best for cosplaying themselves.
Another random note. I think that all the ninjas must wear that net armor underneath their clothes because you see everyone wearing it. They probably all have forearm and calf gauntlets with trigger-release kunai or senbon because you also always see that, lol. Oh ninjas. I'm so onto you!
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You gotta imagine that most of her outfits are kinda heavy. Although the meat one probably is the most… *levels you with an even stare*
Now you’ve got me thinking about it. tsk… *goes to obsess over Gaga costumes*
I’m working on it! I’ll share after I get back to the ‘States (my plane leaves on the 9th). I figure I’ll continue to bash my head against my notes until then.
I’m totally with you on the Guild of Thieves stories… I’m strongly considering kicking one of my friends in the shin until he agrees to run a table-top RP based on medieval/fantasy intrigue. I want to play a thief so bad.
And yes, yaoi has ruined me for life. Of course, my best friend growing up is flamingly gay. (He came out of the closet in the 7th grade-he was all nervous about telling me, and I was like, “Yeah. I know.” And he was scandalized that I had pegged him for being gay since like… the third grade. Kid cried because they weren’t going to let him play the bride in a class play. …But I have horrifically digressed.)
Unfortunately, the college environment that was subjected to didn’t help with the “discouraging looking at your friends and hoping they kiss passionately in front of you” because, really, I’ve seen quite a few “straight” guys drop everything to make out. >_>;
It really weirds my sig-o out when I talk about it though. *shrugs* What can I say?
Oooh~ Genin Orochimaru was so painfully adorable. >_< Anko. *sweat*
Wait. When/where do you see Shizune as a genin? O_o
But yes. Yes, I fear I have wandered far from the original point: TRIO OF MAGNIFICENCE. *snerk* You realize, of course, that--that’ll be what I call those three now. In my head. With a big thumbs up and a sparkly smile. XD
Yeah, I think most ninja wear the net stuff. Maybe not Kakashi or Gai though… And Shizune has that senbon-sidearm thing. But never fear(!): I have faith in your L33T fangirl powers: you won’t be fooled by their trickery! *strokes curly beard and nods sagely*
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Hahaha "PLAY THE GAME SO I CAN BE THIEF! OR I'M TELLING ON YOU!" really doesn't sound like a three-year-old conversation. XDDDD
Hahaha at least you don't tell random straight guys that they're gay or to make out. Not that I've done this or anything... >.> No really, I haven't. XD
But yeah, boys like to cross-dress and for some reason, really like pretending to be girls so either they're all secretly gay or are severely jealous. I mean, I know they all have penis envy..
God.... Shizune-genin was super brief but I think you see her around the time Tsunade first chooses her to train and then they only came back to the village so she could take her chuunin and jounin exams. If I remember correctly, her clothes were a little similar to Iruka's as a kid.
Heck yes! Gai-ify everything! The world shall be glorious and youthful and wonderful this way!
You never know what Kakashi is wearing under there... except underwear. XDDDDDDDDDDD I thought I saw Gai with the fishnet stuff before, or am I just crazy? Who knows, lol. Even Sandaime wore it and Akatsuki wears ONLY that and trousers under their cloaks of fabulosity... Must be silk-lined or there'd be chafeage like woah.
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Lolzy.
And for the record I never promised to act anywhere close to my age. ^_^ I tend live somewhere close to three-quarters of a century, whereas my age is a bit less than 1-quarter; being three-years-old is a triumph since it’s so much closer to physical age. ;)
Also (as a warning), brace yourself. XD
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On ninjas. Stop trying to confund us!
Actually... YOU stop trying to confund ME with your mathitude! What is this "century" and "quarters" you speak of! Quarters are currency, fool! No more and no less! Stop trying to perpetuate this myth of fractions. I won't have it, I tell you!
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My bad. I'll try not and spread the use of fractions. ^_^
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