I told you all, some months ago, that I have an unfortunate tendency to entertain myself at restaurants. I have additional photographic evidence below.
Nick Fury, with a piece of apple balanced on his head.
Nick Fury, standing atop a maraschino cherry.
Nick Fury, hoisting a lime wedge on his shoulder.
Nick Fury, wearing a mint leaf for no discernable reason.
Nick Fury, with a whipped cream Santa hat.
Nick Fury, armed with a gun and a delicious Fuzzy Peach hat.
I apologize for the poor quality of the photos. Dim lighting rarely helps in these circumstances; alcohol, also not so much.
Um... yeah.