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[tart_in_tartan]

Surely there is someone who wants to dance with me! After all, I'm such a pretty young thing, don't you think?

Comments

[deranged_gofer]

Well, I did have dates. But you are quite pretty, Luna!

[tart_in_tartan]

Well...thank you Professor.

However, I was hoping for someone a bit more male.

[deranged_gofer]

Oh, I'm wishing I were a bit more male, myself. Do you see how sagging these things are? She must use some sort of fantastically supportive push-up bra. Merlin...

[tart_in_tartan]

Well.

I happen to think Professor McGonagall is a lovely woman.

[terryclothrags]

Sure. You know, with your proper posture and not looking like you're going to float away in a cloud of confusion, Luna's body really does look pretty good.

[tart_in_tartan]

Why thank you, Harry dear! And I must say, the lack of veins popping out of your neck makes you all the more attractive.

[terryclothrags]

"dear"? Who the bloody hell says "dear"? Oh, nevermind, let's dance.

[tart_in_tartan]

Er, right. Certainly not nubile young things such as myself. I say, is it just me or is it getting warm in here?

[stolen_marbles]

You look familiar?

I think?

[herbology_dork]

Ginny! er, i mean Luna? come sit with me, this ball is horrid!