Only Canadians can make fun of ourselves like this...
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
1. It beats being an American
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and
burn its capital to the
ground
3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors
4. Only country to successfully invade the US and
burn its capital to the
ground
5. Where else can you travel 1,000 miles over fresh
water in a canoe?
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and
his/her popularity
ratings will rise
7. Only country to successfully invade the US and
burn its capital to the
ground
8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover
your house in their
skins
9. "Own-an-Eskimo" scheme
10. Only country to successfully invade the US and
burn its capital to the
ground.
Only in Canada ..can a pizza get to your house
faster than an ambulance!
Only in Canada ...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating
rink!
Only in Canada...do drugstores make the sick walk
all the way to the back
of the store to get their prescriptions!
Only in Canada ..do people order double cheese
burgers, a large french
fries, and a diet coke!
Only in Canada...do banks leave both doors open and
then chain the pens to
the counters!
Only in Canada...do we leave cars worth tens of
thousands of dollars in the
driveway and leave useless pieces of shit in the
garage!
Only in Canada ...do we use caller I.D. to screen
calls and then have call
waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in
the first place!
Only in Canada...do we buy hot dogs in packages of
ten and buns in packages
of eight!
Only in Canada...do we use the word "Politics" to
describe the process so
well. "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics"
meaning "blood~sucking
creatures!"
Only in Canada do we have drive-up banking machines
with Braille lettering!
1. It beats being an American
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and
burn its capital to the
ground
3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors
4. Only country to successfully invade the US and
burn its capital to the
ground
5. Where else can you travel 1,000 miles over fresh
water in a canoe?
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and
his/her popularity
ratings will rise
7. Only country to successfully invade the US and
burn its capital to the
ground
8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover
your house in their
skins
9. "Own-an-Eskimo" scheme
10. Only country to successfully invade the US and
burn its capital to the
ground.
Only in Canada ..can a pizza get to your house
faster than an ambulance!
Only in Canada ...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating
rink!
Only in Canada...do drugstores make the sick walk
all the way to the back
of the store to get their prescriptions!
Only in Canada ..do people order double cheese
burgers, a large french
fries, and a diet coke!
Only in Canada...do banks leave both doors open and
then chain the pens to
the counters!
Only in Canada...do we leave cars worth tens of
thousands of dollars in the
driveway and leave useless pieces of shit in the
garage!
Only in Canada ...do we use caller I.D. to screen
calls and then have call
waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in
the first place!
Only in Canada...do we buy hot dogs in packages of
ten and buns in packages
of eight!
Only in Canada...do we use the word "Politics" to
describe the process so
well. "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics"
meaning "blood~sucking
creatures!"
Only in Canada do we have drive-up banking machines
with Braille lettering!