Mommy, someone connected Pee (Wii) to my TV
Revolution has a new name!
Honestly. What the fuck were they thinking?
#1 - What is with the goddamn controller? It's a minature remote that will make your hand hurt in < 10 minutes if you try to use it as anything but a channel changer. 4 buttons? This has been my hangup on Nintendo systems, they can't seem to give enough control options to the user because they have a few giant buttons rather than a lot of options. Yet here, they seem to suggest you play the game with a 1-handed controller with 4 buttons... the heel of my hand isn't so flexible.
#2 - The name. FFS. Revolution WAS YOUR GODDAMN NAME. It was good! Suggested a change! Suggested better times! And you fucked that one over. Not only is it a more cartoony themed console, you gotta say your going out to buy a piss. The explanation of why they named it such: It sounds like "We". "Break down the walls between those that play games and don't." "ii" symbolized both the controllers and people standing next to each other, with their hands in their pockets, only guys, mind you, with nothing better to do than sit on a couch playing on pee Wii.
Nintendo needs you (hence the We), because they can't get money unless you give it to them.
Honestly. What the fuck were they thinking?
#1 - What is with the goddamn controller? It's a minature remote that will make your hand hurt in < 10 minutes if you try to use it as anything but a channel changer. 4 buttons? This has been my hangup on Nintendo systems, they can't seem to give enough control options to the user because they have a few giant buttons rather than a lot of options. Yet here, they seem to suggest you play the game with a 1-handed controller with 4 buttons... the heel of my hand isn't so flexible.
#2 - The name. FFS. Revolution WAS YOUR GODDAMN NAME. It was good! Suggested a change! Suggested better times! And you fucked that one over. Not only is it a more cartoony themed console, you gotta say your going out to buy a piss. The explanation of why they named it such: It sounds like "We". "Break down the walls between those that play games and don't." "ii" symbolized both the controllers and people standing next to each other, with their hands in their pockets, only guys, mind you, with nothing better to do than sit on a couch playing on pee Wii.
Nintendo needs you (hence the We), because they can't get money unless you give it to them.