It’s been over a week. You still haven’t checked out my webcam. Is it something I did? I sent you that instant message. You never did click my link. Are you blocking me? I wasn’t lying when I said I wanted you to check out my pix; I honestly value your feedback ( Read more... )

I was thinking about random free-association and also about the fact that I haven't posted anything in a while. Being very good at addition, I decided to post a free-association thread.

So, the rules are very simple:
Post a comment with the first thing that comes into your head when you read what the last person wrote. Let's see if this works...

"I won the Space Show's first ever Message to Space competition...The rules of the contest allow a one-page message that takes no more than five minutes to read. My winning message in full: 'We taste terrible.'"

An in depth analysis of The Cat in the Hat

"...In this novel, Theodore Geisel, writing under the pseudonym Dr. Seuss, pays homage to the great Dr. Sigmund Freud in a nightmarish fantasy of a renegade feline helping two young children understand their own frustrated sexuality."

Dubbleyoo tee eff...

Iraq War v2.0

I have conclusive evidence that my brain doesn't like me; Badger Badger Badger has been stuck in my head for half an hour.

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For those who do not regularly monitor mock_the_stupid:

Look at the "No-Nonsense Tips" at the bottom.

"Value: A noun meaning to estimate the worth of, to appraise"

The rampage will begin as soon as I find my axe...

If someone were to take you away from your family and everyone you know, then remove all of your organs and cut a happy smiling face into you, how would you feel? This happens millions of times every year to innocent pumpkins all around the world. Don't stand idly while depravity of this kind takes place on such a massive scale. Get involved. ( Read more... )