Super-sneezy Supernatural Meme!
I had a hard time deciding on a good title for this, as it's my first time ever trying one of these things. I was torn between: Baby's First SPN Comment Sneezefic Meme and What If tg Hosted an SPN Sneezefic Meme and No One Came?
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“Of course she’d be buried in a graveyard with security cameras and twenty-four hour guards,” Sam mutters as Dean gets back from the bathroom. His nose is a shade of pink Sam hasn’t seen in ages and he looks exhausted beyond belief, like he’s just going to fall over. “Man… are you all right?”
“Course,” Dean says, his voice scratchy. The word is hardly even a word. He moves toward the tissue box on the nightstand between their two beds, clearing his throat and sniffing.
“Good. Then come over here and take a look at these maps. I don’t know how we’re going to-Ah!” Something had struck his head hard on the side. Sam looks around, seeing the tissue box on the floor. He picks it up, plops it on the table. “Oh, thanks. Throwing things at me? Real mature, Dean.”
Dean is frozen on the other side of the room, staring. “I did’t.”
A sigh, “What, did the box just magically glide across the room and hit me in the head?”
Dean nods, eyes wide like he can’t quite believe it.
“Uh huh.” Sam’s too tired to argue; it didn’t really hurt so much as startle. And they’ve got a job to do. He can work this out with Dean later. His gaze drops back down to the plans but it’s only there for a second before he hears a gasp, a shuffle, and then Dean darting across the room.
He pulls out a tissue, then another, then just manages a third before he has to lift them to his face to catch his sneezes. “heh-EHFShph! EHKTshphhh! Ihh-IHSHph! Heh-CHSHphhh! eh… ehh… Ehhhh-HFSHPH!”
“Whoa. You sound…”
“ehh… eh-hehhhh…” Dean grabs blindly, locating the box and pulling out a fourth tissue, which he wedges in between the others and his nose. “ih-hih…” He tenses, swaying back and pitching forward. “hihh-IHHSCHphhhhhh! Uhhh…”
Sam picks up the keys to the Impala, slides the motel room keycard into his back pocket.
Dean pries his eyes open; they’re a bit watery from the force of that last one, and he blinks that back to focus on his brother. “Just let be get by coat add-”
Sam's brother really is an idiot “If you didn’t feel well enough to gank this ghost, all you had to do was say so. I can handle a simple salt and burn. And, apparently, a run to the drug store on the way back.”
Dean starts to object, wipes his nose, pulls out some fresh tissues so he’ll have some in his pocket during the hunt.
Sam takes the tissues and his arm and marches him back across the room. “When I get back, I expect to see your ass in bed. Understand?”
Dean nods and practically collapses onto the bed. He coughs and snuffles into the pillow and hugs the tissue box to his chest.
Sam turns to go and pauses in the doorway as movement catches his eye. He thinks it might be Dean trying to get up and looks back to see the left half of the bedspread being pulled over so it folds over Dean as Dean lies on top of the right half of it. It’s not until Sam’s in the car, headed to the cemetery that he wonders how Dean managed to pull that all the way over him while still holding onto the tissue box with both arms.
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Yup, this is me stoned on Benadryl again. Damn all plants ever.
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Dean's spelled out sneezes, the tissue action and Sam man-handling him to bed...all so sexy!
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Dean's spelled out sneezes, the tissue action and Sam man-handling him to bed...all so sexy!
Yay! So glad you liked it!! Sam might not have been picking up on Bobby's little hints, but he got Dean to bed in the end, and that's what counts :-) Thanks!
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Thanks for reading!
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AND THE SNEEZES.
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Yay!! Sam seems very eager to explain it away lately for SOME reason, but he's smart and observant so I wanted the kid to figure it out eventually :-)
AND THE SNEEZES.
HEEHEE! *hugs*
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And awwww Thank you! I love writing stuffy nose dialogue. It's so sexy.
Man, if I were anywhere else, do you know how weird that sentence would sound to someone? But here. Squee! Thanks so much for reading!
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And we got the kleenex box to the head too! Thank you! So awesome.
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AHHHH! BOBBBBYYYYYY! Can this happen on show now plz? What better way for Sam to be proven wrong? I mean. GHOST BOBBY TUCKING DEAN IN?????? FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, LET THIS HAPPEN!
I know, right? Let me contact the show RIGHT NOW and make sure they can squeeze it into next week's episode. *whimper* I miss Bobby.
And we got the kleenex box to the head too! Thank you! So awesome.
I had to do it!
The only bad thing is... Dean is going to be so pissed at Bobby for tampering with his baby's gas tank.
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Awesome stuff! <333
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Great fic!
The sneezes were awsome.
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