I have to go to class in ... 6 minutes ... I don't know why I'm doing a meme, but this one spoke to me, lol ...
Taken from
htbthomas BOOKWORM:
1. Grab the nearest book
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.
The column packings used for separation of neutral acylglycerols consist of a porous support and a thin film of liquid phase. SE-30, JXR, or OV-1, all nonpolar siloxane polymers, provide separation based on molecular weight. These liquid phases are stable up to temperatures of 350-375 degrees celsius.
~from Biochemical Techniques: Theory and Practice by John F. Robyt and Bernard J. White
Agh! I can't believe that was my closest book ... damn school! Damn you! Although, technically, this book isn't even a required text for a class, but a Secret Santa gift from one of my lab mates (who, yes, has a really twistedly nerdy sense of humor ...).
Barb, I'll take your Ogden Nash (and even your Bible) over this any day. ;p