Some time last year I was give a pirate copy of a movie called "House of the Dead". It was in a poorly copyed package, it looked like an old '70s slasher flick from the back cover and I assumed it had nothing to do with the video game series.
It layed on my shelf for ages and so today I decied to watch it. And oh dear, it turned out to be
this. The opening credits have clips from the game that anoyingly crop up again and again though out the film. Its about some rich kids that go to a rave on an island that turns out to be haunted. It has NOTHING to do with the game other than zombies. It is just a terrible film. Makes attempts at its only bullet time that turns out awful. Deary me. I won't waste any more time going on about how bad it is, only that it has furthered the fact that video game to movie ports don't work. Why? Why do such crap films get made???