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Okay, just on the off chance that there is anyone out there who is still questioning my sanity, or lack there of, here are a few entries of my stupid, mindless spaming with Len-Len!
Entry One: In which T'ari said...
T'ari: *is Scotsman on a horse... rides*
Lenora and Draco: *are at the alter*
T'ari: HI HO SILVER, AWAAAAAY! *adds that part though it's not part of the original sketch*
Lenora and Draco: *suddenly have masks similar to Zorro on their faces, STILL at the alter*
T'ari: *toilet flushes as she comes out of the bathroom, wiping her hands.... jumps on the back of horse again and keeps riding*
Lenora and Draco: *go through wedding ceremony at an incredibly slow rate, to ensure T'ari's victory*
T'ari: *slurps a McDonald's drink*
Lenora and Draco: *check watches.* Any minute now! *bounces on balls of feet*
T'ari: *finally enters the church after taking a boat, a plane with two layovers, and toying with the Phantom, who now wants to see some thigh and possibly more!*
Draco and Lenora: FINALLY!
T'ari: Sorry, but I'm incredibly bored, if you can't tell.. *goes up and picks up Draco and carries him away, leaving Lenora to marry any and all of the older men she wants, only to move to Utah and change the laws of marriage*
----FIN-----
Lenora's Reply:
Lenora: *happily drags Snape, Lucius, and Sirius to the altar*
To Which T'ari Replied:
T'ari: *sitting behind a desk* And now, for something exactly the same...
Then Lenora said...
Lenora: *cracks up*
To Which I simplyHAD to reply:
T'ari: *is Scotsman on a horse... rides*
Lenora and Draco: *are at the alter*
T'ari: HI HO SILVER, AWAAAAAY! *adds that part though it's not part of the original sketch*
Film: *stops*
Lenora: Hey, didn't we just do this?
Draco and T'ari: *shrug*
T'ari: So, Draco, is it true that you have THREE bums?
Draco: *sweatdrop.... turns to Harry, who is in full armor mode* So, Harry, THREE HOURS with EMMA WATSON? *looks left, looks right* Does she get around, you know what I mean, you know what I mean? Hey, nudge nudge? *nudges*
Harry: *is confused* She's does travel.
Draco: I bet she does, I bet she does, nudge nudge, wink wink.
Harry: She's from London...
Draco: *shocked* SAY.... NO.... MORE! Hey, um, you ever had sex with a woman?
Harry: *looks left, looks right* Uh, yes I have.
Draco: *nods* So, uh, what's it like? *is fascinated*
And then there is a whole lot of other things that I'm sure no one really cares about! LOL! Wow, we watch way too much Monty Python and Harry Potter! LOL! Well, that is my update for today! Read long and Prosper! *v-shaped hand signal*
Signed,
T'ari Fineena Luinwe
T'ari's Quote For The Day: You shall lick my face I shall lick thy snout! *looks left, looks right!* Oh my gosh, where's my dog?
Entry One: In which T'ari said...
T'ari: *is Scotsman on a horse... rides*
Lenora and Draco: *are at the alter*
T'ari: HI HO SILVER, AWAAAAAY! *adds that part though it's not part of the original sketch*
Lenora and Draco: *suddenly have masks similar to Zorro on their faces, STILL at the alter*
T'ari: *toilet flushes as she comes out of the bathroom, wiping her hands.... jumps on the back of horse again and keeps riding*
Lenora and Draco: *go through wedding ceremony at an incredibly slow rate, to ensure T'ari's victory*
T'ari: *slurps a McDonald's drink*
Lenora and Draco: *check watches.* Any minute now! *bounces on balls of feet*
T'ari: *finally enters the church after taking a boat, a plane with two layovers, and toying with the Phantom, who now wants to see some thigh and possibly more!*
Draco and Lenora: FINALLY!
T'ari: Sorry, but I'm incredibly bored, if you can't tell.. *goes up and picks up Draco and carries him away, leaving Lenora to marry any and all of the older men she wants, only to move to Utah and change the laws of marriage*
----FIN-----
Lenora's Reply:
Lenora: *happily drags Snape, Lucius, and Sirius to the altar*
To Which T'ari Replied:
T'ari: *sitting behind a desk* And now, for something exactly the same...
Then Lenora said...
Lenora: *cracks up*
To Which I simplyHAD to reply:
T'ari: *is Scotsman on a horse... rides*
Lenora and Draco: *are at the alter*
T'ari: HI HO SILVER, AWAAAAAY! *adds that part though it's not part of the original sketch*
Film: *stops*
Lenora: Hey, didn't we just do this?
Draco and T'ari: *shrug*
T'ari: So, Draco, is it true that you have THREE bums?
Draco: *sweatdrop.... turns to Harry, who is in full armor mode* So, Harry, THREE HOURS with EMMA WATSON? *looks left, looks right* Does she get around, you know what I mean, you know what I mean? Hey, nudge nudge? *nudges*
Harry: *is confused* She's does travel.
Draco: I bet she does, I bet she does, nudge nudge, wink wink.
Harry: She's from London...
Draco: *shocked* SAY.... NO.... MORE! Hey, um, you ever had sex with a woman?
Harry: *looks left, looks right* Uh, yes I have.
Draco: *nods* So, uh, what's it like? *is fascinated*
And then there is a whole lot of other things that I'm sure no one really cares about! LOL! Wow, we watch way too much Monty Python and Harry Potter! LOL! Well, that is my update for today! Read long and Prosper! *v-shaped hand signal*
Signed,
T'ari Fineena Luinwe
T'ari's Quote For The Day: You shall lick my face I shall lick thy snout! *looks left, looks right!* Oh my gosh, where's my dog?