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[targetprime]

[Ramirez is boring, guys. His idea of fun since coming to Luceti has been READING LIBRARY BOOKS WITH THE JOURNAL OPEN OMG.

...Or at least it was, until all you damn people started shouting all across it. With a sigh, he shuts the book he was reading and stomps walks over to close the journal in irritation

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[killinurd00dz]

HEY IF THERE'S A SHIT TON OF PEOPLE YOU COULD GO KILL THEM.

Oh god I'm laughing so hard.

[targetprime]

...What?!

I...I'd never do that!

[DKFSDSL NERVOUS. DO YOU KNOW.]

That's what I'm here for, babe. 8D

[killinurd00dz]

WELL YOU SHOULD. I SEE YOU JUST CAME FROM A LIBRARY. I SEE YOU ARE ANNOYED. KILLING THEM ALL WOULD GET RID OF THE ANNOYANCE, YES?

WHY ARE YOU SO NERVOUS? KILLING PEOPLE IS FUN. IT ALSO CONVENIENTLY HAPPENS TO BE THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE A BETTER WORLD. A WORLD OF WHICH I WILL BE GOD. BECAUSE I AM AWESOME.

[targetprime]

[Oh god this is hitting so many trauma buttons.]

How...how can you say such things?! I wouldn't...

[killinurd00dz]

I SEE YOU DO NOT CONTRADICT ME. BRING OUT YOUR DEEP DESIRE TO REVEL IN THE SLAUGHTER OF COUNTLESS INNOCENTS.

[targetprime]

N-no! I...I have no intention of killing anyone! [Anymore.]

...Why...why would you even think that...

[killinurd00dz]

BECAUSE EVERYBODY WANTS TO. EVEN YOU. UNLEASH YOUR INNER DEATH DEALER.

DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH

[targetprime]

[Whoaaaa his head is starting to buzz now. HOW MUCH MORE ARE YOU GOING TO TRAUMATIZE HIM RAIGHTO.]

...Stop...

[killinurd00dz]

OHOHOHOHO. WE ARE ALMOST THERE. JUST A LITTLE MORE DEATH.

MAYBE I SHOULD KILL SOME PEOPLE TO GET THE PARTY STARTED. THAT SHOULD FREE YOU FROM ALL YOUR INHIBITIONS.

[targetprime]

...Be quiet.

[killinurd00dz]

I WILL WHEN YOU START KILLING PEOPLE. THAT SEEMS LIKE A FAIR TRADE.

[targetprime]

...I will not.

[killinurd00dz]

YOU ARE USELESS. JOIN ME IN MY CRUSADE.

KILL KILL KILL. DEATH DEATH DEATH. FUN FUN FUN.

[targetprime]

[Useless?! That was just below the belt, Raighto-kun. And it causes him to RAGE.]

I said SHUT UP!

[Moons, why does his head hurt so much.]

[killinurd00dz]

YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST. AND WHY STOP WITH ME? CAN'T YOU HEAR THE SONG OF ALL THESE PEOPLE'S BLOOD, BEGGING TO BE SPILLED?

[targetprime]

[For a moment, he looks like he's going to take you up on that offer because he slams his hands on the table and jumps up from his desk, clearly full of righteous fury.

...And then after a moment the ugly snarl on his face vanishes, and he just sighs and slumps back down in his chair again. Things are managing to go fantastically bad today. His head is pounding and he's just...so tired.]

...No. I cannot hear it. I don't want to hear it.

Please stop.