THE UNCOMFORTABLE AWKWARD SURVEY. (lets see if you can get through it. if not, you're too scared about your past)
-Longest relationship:
Something like a month over five years.
-Shortest relationship:
Not counting my 1 day flings? about 2 weeks.
-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you they love you?
Something like half of them. The ones that got anywhere, basically.
-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person you were dating?
Yes.
-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
I do.
-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?:
More than once.
-Are you happier single or in a relationship?:
They are both awesome and horrible at the same time. I can't say I hold a preference for either, because they're very different experiences.
-Have you ever been cheated on?
Not that I know of.
-What is your favorite thing about the preferred sex?:
I'm tempted to say breasts, but leaving aside my perverted side I'd have to say hair, particularly long hair.
-Have you ever had your heart broken?:
Verily.
-Have you ever broken someone's heart?:
More than one, I believe. Not intentionally.
-Talk to any of your exes?:
Two or three of them, but not as often as some friends.
-If you could go back in time and change things to where you could still be with one of your ex's, would you?
I think I don't want to answer that.
-Think any of your ex's feel the same way?
I doubt it.
-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?:
I think I'm hard to comprehend, but once you understand me, then yes, I'm quite a good boyfriend.
-Have you dated people who were not good to you?:
Yes, in a few different ways.
-Have you dated someone older than you?:
Not that I recall.
-Younger?:
Legally. >_>
-Do you regret anything that you have done with a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Only a few smaller things, I guess. I don't really think about that.
-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
That depends on how they blew their first chance. The world is shades of grey.
-Believe in love at first sight?
Yes.
-Ever dated two people at once?
No. If nothing else good can be said of me, I am loyal.
-Do you want to get married?:
Spiritually, if not formally.
-Do you have something to say to any of your exes?
I've said everything I wish to say to them to their faces.
-Ever stolen someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?
Er, actually, I might have. Dunno.
-Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?:
Still do.
-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?:
There's a reason emo bands are so popular (that's a strong affirmative, in case you can't figure it out).
-Are you looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend?
At the moment, not really. Kinda jaded on the whole thing.
Ah, my world? Non-descript, unless you'd like a poetic script of woe and irony concerning the workplace. Still doing my thing, which is basically getting paid for irritation, but hey, income is income. My interpersonal relationships are surprisingly abnormal, but I'll update more on that when I actually care to, and when I actually know what in the name of Hippie Jesus on a Pogo Stick is going on. At the very least, while I'm not used to some things, dazed and confused is a condition I am quite familiar with.
Preordered a PSP Slim. Amazing how one game - In this case the upcoming Castlevania: The Dracula X Chronicles - can cause you to suddenly desire something you've turned your nose up at before. Plus, even though I know it makes me a media whore, I'd be lying if I said I was totally uninterested in Crisis Core.
Finally, someone in one of my LJ Communities came across and shared this Australian Game Reviewer who is, to say the least, completely hilarious. Check it out if you like that sort of thing and don't mind an occasional bit of profanity.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation -Mike
With the birds I'll share this lonely view