(no subject)
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
I assume you mean, other than my girlfriend? Yes, actually.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All of the above! I do tend to be more easily encouraged in the mornings, but it's not like I typically require a great deal of prodding during the day, either.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The top.
Usually.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
All of the above, again! More meat!
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Technically no, as I don't drive. I've had to have other people pull over so I could puke, though. It happens.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not yet. Though I can't say I'm adverse to the idea, given sufficient values of money. 'Life-changing' levels of value.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower. If you're on my friends list, you should know, deep water and I are not friends. Deep being classified as 'more than two inches'.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
I avoid it. Just because it's going to get washed right off doesn't mean I want piss on my foot.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Wow, these 'or' questions -suck-.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends on my mood. Generally I prefer someone more aggressive, but I certainly have my turn at the top.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Well that's an easy yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Um... duh? If I didn't know them, would I be friends with them?
13. Love or money?
Aside from this being another stupid 'or' question... well, I made that choice a few months ago.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash. Credit cards are just cash that you hope you'll earn.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Yeah. Me. I'd like to be in another family, please?
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Damnit quit with the stupid or questions!
17. Where is the weirdest place you had sex?
Snowdrift behind the highschool high-ropes courses.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
With my hair? I would, but it would have to be a -lot- of money.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar?
A couple. Not that I ever went there to drink, but I've been there.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope, never.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Never been drunk at all.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Nope.
24. Favorite drink?
Alcoholic drink? None, I don't. Mundane? Coke.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Not yet.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yep! Showers are fun.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope. At my current job the idea's rather .. laughable. And at my last one people tended to get caught trying.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah, but it wasn't anything particularly special.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nope, done better shopping online.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yes. >.>
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
They're rather more artful than dirty, but they exist.
32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No, I don't tend to do much talking.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Oh no, the courage to take an internet quiz! Not even a particularly explicit one, even.
I assume you mean, other than my girlfriend? Yes, actually.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All of the above! I do tend to be more easily encouraged in the mornings, but it's not like I typically require a great deal of prodding during the day, either.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The top.
Usually.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
All of the above, again! More meat!
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Technically no, as I don't drive. I've had to have other people pull over so I could puke, though. It happens.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not yet. Though I can't say I'm adverse to the idea, given sufficient values of money. 'Life-changing' levels of value.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower. If you're on my friends list, you should know, deep water and I are not friends. Deep being classified as 'more than two inches'.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
I avoid it. Just because it's going to get washed right off doesn't mean I want piss on my foot.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Wow, these 'or' questions -suck-.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends on my mood. Generally I prefer someone more aggressive, but I certainly have my turn at the top.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Well that's an easy yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Um... duh? If I didn't know them, would I be friends with them?
13. Love or money?
Aside from this being another stupid 'or' question... well, I made that choice a few months ago.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash. Credit cards are just cash that you hope you'll earn.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Yeah. Me. I'd like to be in another family, please?
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Damnit quit with the stupid or questions!
17. Where is the weirdest place you had sex?
Snowdrift behind the highschool high-ropes courses.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
With my hair? I would, but it would have to be a -lot- of money.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar?
A couple. Not that I ever went there to drink, but I've been there.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope, never.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Never been drunk at all.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Nope.
24. Favorite drink?
Alcoholic drink? None, I don't. Mundane? Coke.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Not yet.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yep! Showers are fun.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope. At my current job the idea's rather .. laughable. And at my last one people tended to get caught trying.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah, but it wasn't anything particularly special.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nope, done better shopping online.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Yes. >.>
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
They're rather more artful than dirty, but they exist.
32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No, I don't tend to do much talking.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Oh no, the courage to take an internet quiz! Not even a particularly explicit one, even.