Top Gear American Road Trip
Oh, how much did I LOVE this episode? Does this need a cut? Because it's not like it's a drama series or something, there's no like...plot. Ugh, I'll cut it anyway, because it will probably be long. Anyway, this will be full of CAPS LOCK and excessive exclamation mark use!!!!!!!
> So, Jeremy's car. Belonged to 3 murders, used to smell of bodies (a shirt was found inside the bonnet), now smells like cow.
> Richard chose a Brokeback style pick-up truck. With a radio. Only, not connected.
> James chose the "pimp mobile". I quite liked the look of it, actually.
> LOL BIG!STIG!
> Jeremy: We'll need a calender for this, not a stopwatch.
Richard: I think I'll hold up a rock and let it be eroded by the wind.
(discussing how to time how long it takes James' car to complete a lap)
> LOL Richard nearly went into the lake full of alligators! Seriously like he was so nearly dead. Hasn't he learned?
> James: That's the approach of a cold front
(this amused me greatly, as I am currently studying this stuff in Geography!!)
> CODENAMES!! Brokeback (Richard), Murderer (Jeramy) and The Captain (James)
> LOL TORTOISE!
> Jeremy coming with that cow on the top of his car was just hilarious, even more so with the sun setting behind it! The cow falling off was quite amusing too!
> MAN LOVE RULES OK! Hammond gets lots of honks from passing truckers!
> Brilliant time for James' car to break down - just when the rednecks are coming to kill them!
> Did anyone else notice the credits? They went like this:
Presented by:
Cletus Clarkson
Earl Hammond Jr.
Ellie May May
and
Roscoe P Stig
Then everyone else had their first name replaced by "Billie Bob"!
> Madness!
=P