This is just a drive-by post to share the latest evidence that biology is the most interesting field of study*:
A tiny aquatic insect called the water boatman produces the loudest sound relative to its size of any animal...by rubbing its penis against its abdomen.
My thoughts on this:
-I guess it's really not the size, it's how he uses it.
-Imagine being Dr. James Windmill (why is a person with this name not studying renewable energy?) and trying to describe your research at a party. Now imagine trying to describe it to your elderly relative.
-It's only a matter of time before some writer of erotic science fiction incorporates this research into porn about aliens with a similar adaptation.
-Evolution is hilarious.
-SCIENCE FTW!
*that's what she said!