I LOLed massively at this:
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Lol Celebs And on the topic of corporations and the dark side,
the founder of the Jedi religion is accusing Tesco of discrimination because they tried to make him take off his hood. Tesco is actually managing to show a sense of humor. The best part is that the official statement includes the sentence "If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers." (If you go to the article, be sure to read the first few comments where people make the appropriate puns.)