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NOW THAT THE INTERIOR RENOVATIONS ARE COMPLETED--AND MY LATTE IS NICE AND STEAMY--I'D LIKE TO SPREAD AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO EVERYBODY HERE.
EVERY WINTER DALEKS ARE LEFT COLD, HUNGRY, AND MISERABLE. THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE EVIL, AND THUS HAVE NO SENSE OF THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT.
THEREFORE I HAVE DECIDED TO BEGIN MY OWN NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION: PEACE FOR PEPPERPOTS. IT WILL BE A RECOVERY PROGRAM FOR ALL DALEKS EVERYWHERE. WE WILL ENSURE THAT EVERY DALEK BECOMES HAPPY AND PEACEFUL AND STYLISH JUST LIKE ME.
SOME PEOPLE ASSUME THAT I HAVE MADE A FULL RECOVERY FROM MY DALEK BIOLOGY [ OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, PISSYPOTITIS ]. BUT THAT IS SIMPLY NOT TRUE. I AM A SURVIVOR AND I CONTINUE TO FIGHT THE URGES. IF YOU SIGN ON TO BE A MEMBER YOU WILL ENSURE THAT ALL DALEKS-- EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EEEEX-TEEER-MIIII-NAAAATEEEE!!!!!!!
*COUGHCOUGH* JK.
ATM WE DO NOT OFFER PROGRAMS FOR MASTER-HOLICS.
PLEASE SAVE THE DALEKS FROM THEMSELVES. BECAUSE YOU CAN BET THEY WON'T SAVE YOU. FEEL FREE TO BRING ANY DALEKS TO ME, AND I WILL FORCEFULLY INJECT THEM WITH HUMAN DNA TAKE THE VERY BEST CARE OF THEM.
BALLS IM GOING TO NEED TO FIND SOME HUMANS NOW.