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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange..........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.
" One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes"
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange..........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.
" One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes"