i saw a gay man with very nice shoes on the train today
and then also i saw a girl i went to mgc with, but i don't remember her name so i didn't say hi
and THEN a really funny thing happened!!!
this middleaged man came in a little drunk. he stood out like a sore thumb among all the suits
and he went to sit down on one of those seats in the end of the carriage where there's like 3 seats in a row with no partition
and he wasn't even looking
he just turned around slowly and grabbed the pole to hold on to
and he miscalculated and sat on the person next to the empty seat's lap
it was so funny, but no one laughed. i laughed though.
also this is funny
http://catsinsinks.com/