to prove to you how classy the 314 is.
ps. 314 is st. louis' area code.
(314): hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
(573): pat the guy you slept with
(314): still need a last name
(314): I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
(314): no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
(314): Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
(314): On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
(314): 96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
(314): Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
(314): WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
(314): Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
(314): i wish starbucks made bloody marys
(314): Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
(314): Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
keep it classy, St. Louis.
(314): hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
(573): pat the guy you slept with
(314): still need a last name
(314): I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
(314): no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
(314): Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
(314): On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
(314): 96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
(314): Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
(314): WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
(314): Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
(314): i wish starbucks made bloody marys
(314): Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
(314): Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
keep it classy, St. Louis.