Sep 01, 2004 13:48
i always seem to update after the weekend i wonder why that is. sometimes i have to follow the tabloids and gossip columns just to know what i'm doin and how i'm feelin because without them i think i'd just be chillin too much. like this week apparently there is a big scandal goin on about me and lindsay fightin in vegas. she's like half my age and yet i am callin her "every name in the book" because she is tryna steal my bff paris hilton. my life is a really horrible afterschool special about fake friendships but really we all know how staged those fights are or somethin i don't know. i don't really care how people misinterpret my little catty fights. think about it people, you put me in a bad mood, give me a couple of drinks and there are going to be a few sparks. it's entertainment.
why are people givin me my own show? didn't anyone watch me on scrubs? it was not my paramount performance these people should know better. sure i like the money but man this cuts into my afterschool activities. joking. i am actually glad to be going back to work. i usually like almost everyone i work with until after i'm done workin with them so it'll be nice to actually meet new people. who knows they may even become my new drinking buddies and then i won't have to threaten to beat up lindsay in public for stealin my friends :\
i think i've decided that i only like five people here maybe. i had to ask cody which of you people are crazy and which i should avoid and he's pretty much got me scarred for life and i don't think i should be talkin to any of you. he gave thumbs up to like one out of 10 people and that's not good odds considerin i'm a gambling girl. actually, i would probably tolerate everyones insanity but no one is ever around when i am.