Exams & DeadBeat Dads
Well, my Economics exam bent me over the desk and took me forcibly. Urgh.
My History exam is getting the skinny on my ravishment from Econ over beers in the Backlot, and is planning to do the same thing to me tomorrow afternoon.
And my Folklore exam the next day is just giggling in a back corner and planning on how to top the other two to complete my total and utter defilement.
I am so going to fail, like a big failing thing of failure.
In other news: my deadbeat, alcoholic, abandon-his-kids-when-they-were-11-&-9-!bastard of a father is trying to bribe my love with money. News for him - I have an awesome father figure in the form of the bestest stepdad ever. And $200 does not make up for 17 years of no caring, no support and weepy, drunken phone calls where I have to BE THE REASONABLE ONE WHILE HE SNOTS AND BAWLS AND SAYS HE LOVES ME AND WISHES HE WAS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING LEFT AND DIDN'T LOOK BACK, ARSE-RAG!!! YOU CAN'T JUST MISS US WHEN YOU'RE PISSED ON CHEAP BEER!!! FUCK OFF!!!! YOU ARE SCREWING up MY HEAD WHEN I HAVE FUCKING EXAMS, YOU SHIT-EATING, MOTHER-FUCKING (literally, in this case) SONUVABITCH!!!!!
*deeeeeeeeeep breath*
Okay I feel a little better now.
My History exam is getting the skinny on my ravishment from Econ over beers in the Backlot, and is planning to do the same thing to me tomorrow afternoon.
And my Folklore exam the next day is just giggling in a back corner and planning on how to top the other two to complete my total and utter defilement.
I am so going to fail, like a big failing thing of failure.
In other news: my deadbeat, alcoholic, abandon-his-kids-when-they-were-11-&-9-!bastard of a father is trying to bribe my love with money. News for him - I have an awesome father figure in the form of the bestest stepdad ever. And $200 does not make up for 17 years of no caring, no support and weepy, drunken phone calls where I have to BE THE REASONABLE ONE WHILE HE SNOTS AND BAWLS AND SAYS HE LOVES ME AND WISHES HE WAS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING LEFT AND DIDN'T LOOK BACK, ARSE-RAG!!! YOU CAN'T JUST MISS US WHEN YOU'RE PISSED ON CHEAP BEER!!! FUCK OFF!!!! YOU ARE SCREWING up MY HEAD WHEN I HAVE FUCKING EXAMS, YOU SHIT-EATING, MOTHER-FUCKING (literally, in this case) SONUVABITCH!!!!!
*deeeeeeeeeep breath*
Okay I feel a little better now.