Last night, or The case of the Boobies and Beer...
So my friend Tim is getting married tomorrow. Tradition dictates that the bachelor party should have been tonight, but well I guess he didn't want the hang over during the wedding, so instead it was last night. 9 of his closest friends, and his soon to be brother-in-law, met him at his favorite spot to drink and eat, TGIF. I was disappointed as this was going to be the 2nd bachelor party I had gone too without boobies, but then after meeting his brother-in-law I understood why. The boy was well a boy. He didn't drink, didn't smoke, didn't cuss, hell he just didn't belong with the group of us that where there(all horned up geeks and assholes). I am proud he made it as long as he did before asking if he could leave. It's ashame that he was such a shy and sheltered child but what are you going to do. Once he was gone the real party began; shots came out, louder and rowdier speech became the norm, and then there was the crazy old guy that came up and lit his wallet on fire before asking for some change. 11:30 hit and we had drank and eat our full 289 dollars worth to be exact. WE all staggered out into the night and a handful of us decided that hell fuck it let's goto kaos (a local strip club). Ah man i have never seen Tim as drunk as we got him there. He had a lap dance on stage with two girls and he didn't remember it when he got it. By this time i was sober enough to realize that he is fucked the hell up and that the only thing he should have was water for the rest of the night. It was a good thing too cuz we had to help him out the door at 2:30 while his wife was waiting for him. To be honest i don't thing that she was upset at us or Tim, just concerned about him. Ah I don't know all i said was that this was my fault, that it was my suggestion to goto Kaos, and to get him the shots when we got there. If anyone should have taken the fall for this night i really think it should be me. Beside he doesn't remember most of the night so he's not going to tell her all the story and really there wasn't much to tell. Sure there are part i left out in the above statement but those are part of my memories and if they need to be told they will be. Just wanted to share something that i did here, you know other then play World of Warcraft.