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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
When the stars were right, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). Last week, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon clickkbd (65 points). In July, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In January, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In June, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In September, I sacrificed osteognomy to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very good (450 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
taral
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