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Mar 31, 2006 12:37

Alright. This is it.

I just spent forty-eight hours being waited on hand and foot by Saint Sneeze-A-Lot, patron saint of pathetic immune systems. And I've had enough. I hate being sick. I hate being sick the way WW2 soldiers hated Halkirk. So I'm going to do something about it.

I'm going to start eating...hell.

Healthily. Meant Healthily. Sorry.

Despite the fact that I eat no meat whatsoever, no acidic sweets and drink no soda, the fact remains that my diet is almost entirely devoid of fruit, vegetables and fibre. This is going to change.

Which is a roundabout way of explaining the bowl of Cornflakes I am currently eating. (Shut up. I'm starting small.)

Also, there's a guy with an armoured vest guarding the the local Spar Supermarket with what my brother assures me is an AK-47.
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