Jun 13, 2007 09:50
So, I just had the most surreal thing ever happen to me.
I was sitting here reading up on Twin Peaks (Nicole! We found the first DVD! We need to watch it!) and there was this knock at the door. Now, I had heard the sirens down the road, but I didn't figure that a cop would be at the door. And I didn't think a cop would knock like that.
But, I opened the door, and he looked like he had been up all night doing something. Maybe whatever has been going on. I don't know. Still, he didn't say anything to me, he just lunged forward and tried to bite my forehead. WHAT THE FUCK? I mean, he sort of bit my forehead, there are teethmarks there when I checked the mirror, but I had to push him off and lock the door. He's still out there, banging real slow on the door. He's got a couple of other people there too.
I don't know what to do. I obviously can't call the cops. And I can't leave the house. Maybe I'll just lay down for a bit. I don't feel too good. Thankfully I got that tetanus shot from when that dog bit me at Petsmart.
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