current events
i hate the red sox.
my boobs itch.
i'm bored.
i'm going to miss Elimination Idol tonight, because i have to go tanning :( I vote Scott or Anthony -- GO HOME.
i spent like 15 minutes looking in the mirror making wierd faces and very nearly pissed my pants.
the mirror is not my friend.
Derek Jeter is up to bat.
my mom likes to hurl rubber snow boots at people who kick her in the ass.
i have a softball game tomorrow against Sweet Home.
Battle is tomorrow. I hate battle. Battle chaps my ass.
I really can't stand 80s day because guys who think they're cool wear shorts that go up to their balls with the pockets hanging out the bottoms, and their collars up.
I have no life.
yesterday we were going through the mcdonalds drive-through and i was trying to order a quarter pounder with cheese, without pickles or mustard, and i was half conscious and yelled out, "BUT NO MUCKLES OR PISTARD!" well, i started too, but then caught myself. Almost pissed my pants again.
I guess i have a sensitive bladder.
BYE