I've got gay cats.
Scott asked me to look out the window into our cats' "dog house" because "Suzie was doing something to Milkshake." I look, and Suzie is humping Milky. Milky was calmly sitting down, so I don't think any penetration was happening, but OMG what on earth?! Scott had a ton of bad jokes..."I guess our cat houses are truly cat houses" and "I guess Milky is Suzie's bitch." I feel so bad for Milky.