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[tar_palantir]

*gets out his End is Nigh sandwich-board.*

*parades up and down the street handing out tracts with a vengeance, crying, "REPENT YE SINNERS! LEST YE BE EATEN BY YON VILE PLAGUE OF RATS!"

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[ar_zimraphel]

*is out taking her son for a walk, flanked by two broom-wielding servants*

[tar_palantir]

DAUGHTER! COME, NUMBER YOURSELF AMONG THE RIGHTEOUS LEST YOU BE TAKEN BY THE VILE PLAGUE OF MORGOTH!

[ar_zimraphel]

>:|

SHHHHhhhh! You'll wake Adunathor!

[tar_palantir]

But your uncle told me about the rats! Surely it is a sign from the powers that they are displeased!

[ar_zimraphel]

There's probably a FAR more logical explanation. Like the sewers flooding and the rats seeking refuge? And seeing as the Valar are right here they'd probably just come up and SAY if they were annoyed with us!

[tar_palantir]

But Gimilkhad said they were attack rats. :S :S

*is so scared ome!*

[ar_zimraphel]

Well. Lomihina seemed more than capable of forcing them to retreat.

[tar_palantir]

She was? While Gimilkhad ran away? Hm.

*may just have to mock him for that*

[ar_zimraphel]

*picks up Adunathor and nods*

Oh yeah. I can see where Pharazon learned to run an army.

[tar_palantir]

They didn't get to your boy, did they?

[ar_zimraphel]

*shakes her head and hugs him tightly*

No. First thing his grandmother went to check on, wasn't it sugar? :D

[nolimon]

Grandma kicks ass.

*sniffs*

Fish?

[ar_zimraphel]

*wrinkles her nose as well at the unmistakeable stench of fish*

*is so not letting her father hold you until he cleans his hands*

[nolimon]

*ickle face screws-up*

k'choo!

[ar_zimraphel]

:o

*SNEEZE! = FIRST TIME MATERNAL PANIC!!!*

[nolimon]

*blinks*

What just happened? I've never felt anything like that before!!

*starts to cry*