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[tar_palantir]

*descends upon his ickle girl with baby clothes, toys, pacifiers and baby's first religious propaganda.*

*is still scared about going into the lion's den but figures a baby-shower is worth the risk*

Can't let the heathens get the monopoly on my grandchild...

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[ar_zimraphel]

*is once again, surrounded by cushions and skulking indoors*

[tar_palantir]

Daughter! *fixes a smile and brandishes toys similar to those on trainupachild.com.*

[ar_zimraphel]

*stifles a groan*

Ada. How lovely to see you. And my grandmother too. Aren't I lucky.

PHARAZON!!! HELLLP!

[tar_calion]

*ambles in*

*sees the other side of the family crowding round* 0_0

*spins on his heel and goes back the way he came*

[queen_inzilbeth]

*follows close, holding bags of same*

No, no. It wouldn't be right to let the baby grow up in ignorance of Eru.

[tar_palantir]

SOMEone has to take responsibility for the child's moral upbringing.

[queen_inzilbeth]

With a father like that...I'd say so, yes.

[tar_palantir]

Poor little child. We must help all we can!

[lomihina]

*wanders in*

*looks less than impressed*

Oh. Hello.

[tar_palantir]

*icily*

Sister. How are you?

[lomihina]

Oh, I'm doing well, thank you SO much.

*eyes the toys you brought over with derision*

Hmm... looks to me like someone trying to capitalise financially on religion.

[tar_palantir]

They're just covering production costs!