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*has been committed by Este and Irmo*
*meditates on the complextities of the straight-jacket*
Om-mani-buckle-hum, Om-mani-buckle-hum...
*after a few hours manages to get the sleeves free then works on shuffling the jacket over his head, then cackles madly when he gets free of it*
Now, to escape from this fortress of madness! Those two can't have been real Valar. Why would they imprison the righteous like that? They must have been servants of Morgoth in disguise.
*ties his bed linen together to make a rope and abseils out the window*
*used to do this all the time in Andunië if he found out that Pharazôn had come to visit*
*wanders around town*
How can I save my ickle girl now? *drops down onto his knees* Give me a sign oh Lord!
*notices a woman go by a man holding what looks like a wad of legal documents.*
OF COURSE! OH LORD, KNEW THOU HADST NOT FORSAKEN ME!! :D
Legally, they're not married! It was never legal because of the close blood-tie and anyway, ALL THE REGISTRY OFFICES SANK! THERE'S NO LEGAL DOCUMENTATION TO PROVE THE UNION EVER TOOK PLACE!!! :D :D :D
*does the dance of the happy relgious maniac as he gives thanks to Eru for showing him the way through litigation*
*meditates on the complextities of the straight-jacket*
Om-mani-buckle-hum, Om-mani-buckle-hum...
*after a few hours manages to get the sleeves free then works on shuffling the jacket over his head, then cackles madly when he gets free of it*
Now, to escape from this fortress of madness! Those two can't have been real Valar. Why would they imprison the righteous like that? They must have been servants of Morgoth in disguise.
*ties his bed linen together to make a rope and abseils out the window*
*used to do this all the time in Andunië if he found out that Pharazôn had come to visit*
*wanders around town*
How can I save my ickle girl now? *drops down onto his knees* Give me a sign oh Lord!
*notices a woman go by a man holding what looks like a wad of legal documents.*
OF COURSE! OH LORD, KNEW THOU HADST NOT FORSAKEN ME!! :D
Legally, they're not married! It was never legal because of the close blood-tie and anyway, ALL THE REGISTRY OFFICES SANK! THERE'S NO LEGAL DOCUMENTATION TO PROVE THE UNION EVER TOOK PLACE!!! :D :D :D
*does the dance of the happy relgious maniac as he gives thanks to Eru for showing him the way through litigation*