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[tar_palantir]

*putters around making tea for his ickle girl*

Miriel? Wakey-wakey, you need to eat something. It's all right, you're safe now.

*pats her hand*

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[ar_zimraphel]

*mumbles in her sleep* Mmmm..Pharrie..mmm, yeah, just like that...

*sleeps on*

Zzz....

[tar_palantir]

o_0

I didn't hear that, I didn't hear that, I didn't hear that, I didn't hear that, I didn't hear that, I didn't hear that, I didn't hear that, I didn't hear that, I didn't hear that, I didn't hear that, I didn't hear that...

*shakes her more forcefully*

MIRIEL! Wake up!

[ar_zimraphel]

*startledly wakes up*

Huh? Wha? where? Who?

*sees you* Oh, it's just you.

[tar_palantir]

What do you mean, "just me"? Oh, it's only your ol' dad, who's been SO worried about you, and did everything he could to come and find you and save you from peril, who's beeng going out of his mind with worry about what HE could have been doing to you...

*rambles on and on with his particularly demented parental guilt-trip*

[ar_zimraphel]

I wasn't in need of saving! I don't where on Arda you ever got that idea. I was perfectly happy with my husband.

*sniffles* Pharrie.. :'(

[tar_palantir]

Ah-ha! He forced you into marriage and then brainwashed you!

I have to get to work de-programming you.

Pharrie.. :'(

He's gone now! It's okay, you're free!

[ar_zimraphel]

He never forced me, atto!! Who fed you those lies?

[tar_palantir]

*puzzled* He must have! You're a good girl.

[ar_zimraphel]

Nay, he did not! All right the wedding may have been displeasing but that was only cause of that idiot florist.

I love him!

[tar_palantir]

*boggle* Florist? You were going to marry a florist? PHARAZON WAS A BI-SEXUAL POLYGAMIST!?!?

No...you don't! Anyway, even if you did, past tense. He gone dead now. Start thinking in the past tense.

*sighs* Why couldn't you marry Elentir? He's a nice boy!

[ar_zimraphel]

*grumbles idiot mun, should have put a link in there...grr*

>.<

NO!! The florist screws up the floral arrangements at the wedding.

I love my husband, Ar-Pharazon.

Elentir is good friend, and he's just that. A friend. I don't marry persons I don't love.

[tar_palantir]

...So...he wasn't a bi-sexual polygamist with a flower-fetish? Well that's slightly better I suppose.

I love my husband, Ar-Pharazon.

LALALALALALALALALALA Not listening. He forced you. He was a brainwashing, evil, tyrant!

Yes! Elentir's a great guy, he helped Pharazon on the road to dead'sville. :D
And now you're single again, so why don't you give him another chance, hmm?

[ar_zimraphel]

Once and for all...

*SHRIEKS* NO! I WILL NOT MARRY ELENTIR, I WILL NOT MARRY ANYONE THAT IS NOT MYT BELOVED PHARAZON! PHARAZON DID NOT FORCE ME, I LOVE HIM!!

[tar_palantir]

*yelps*

*goes green*

*rushes to the bathroom and chucks his guts up*

*comes back a couple of minutes later, pale-faced*

Mîth, please don't yell, you know how Attô has a problem with women who yell...

((Mîth = baby girl))

[ar_zimraphel]

*glares*

Hmph.

*rolls over in bed and turns her back to you*

[tar_palantir]

*pats you*

*sighs*

I know it must be confusing for you but it's really for the best that he's gone. Just give it time and you'll see the truth.